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Old 09-08-2009, 03:39 PM
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Someone on the radio said that during a tense situation "it was like they were walking on pins and needles".
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Someone on the radio said that during a tense situation "it was like they were walking on pins and needles".
And I suppose they also had situations where they were sitting on the edge of their eggshells.
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While this doesn't fit exactly here, but it relates . . .

I've been known to perform Freudian slips--sometimes intentional, sometimes not. The following was one of the unintentional ones:

"Almost" doesn't count except for hand shoes and horse granades.
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"Almost" doesn't count except for hand shoes and horse granades.
That could get messy.

[also, that's pretty close to being a spoonerism, so why not?]
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"Tough road to hoe"

No sh*t, anyone try to hoe concrete?
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"Tough road to hoe"

No sh*t, anyone try to hoe concrete?
Where I grew up, we were lucky to get asphalt/concrete for the roads . . . most of them were packed dirt.

And it was still a tough ho to road . . . er . . . OH, there goes that FS.
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"Can you explain ASO and TPA and the rest of these anachronisms?"
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IFYQ - I think so-called FEM really is an anachronism, though.
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