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Old 03-30-2005, 08:45 AM
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I've long been convinced that people who don't drink orange juice and / or milk are un-American, if not down-right Communist. I called a girl a fascist in the liquor store when she said she doesn't drink orange juice (and thus, we couldn't drink screwdrivers or mimosas), and the guy behind me in line said that he had never heard that one and wanted to add it to his book.

It makes me mad when people steal my lines.
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Old 03-30-2005, 09:49 AM
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Some jokes earn the designation of being 'dirty', but to me, they're just good clean fun. What gives?
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I've long been convinced that people who don't drink orange juice and / or milk are un-American, if not down-right Communist. I called a girl a fascist in the liquor store when she said she doesn't drink orange juice (and thus, we couldn't drink screwdrivers or mimosas), and the guy behind me in line said that he had never heard that one and wanted to add it to his book.

It makes me mad when people steal my lines.
Actually, orange juice gets lots of pesticides if its not organic. That, in turn, can make hang overs worse. Sure, you can drink organic orange juice, but not necessarily if somebody is offering to buy you a drink. Beggars can't be choosers, and the corollary is that choosers can't always accept gifts.
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Actually, orange juice gets lots of pesticides if its not organic. That, in turn, can make hang overs worse. Sure, you can drink organic orange juice, but not necessarily if somebody is offering to buy you a drink. Beggars can't be choosers, and the corollary is that choosers can't always accept gifts.
When I'm hungover, I choose Pedialyte. Refreshes my electrolytes and gives that wonderful salty aftertaste I've grown to love. And you can't beat the wonderful grape and orange flavors!
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When I'm hungover, I choose Pedialyte. Refreshes my electrolytes and gives that wonderful salty aftertaste I've grown to love. And you can't beat the wonderful grape and orange flavors!
I haven't drank heavily since college, except the last two weekends (one was visiting friends back at college, and the other was a night out in my hometown).

What always worked for me in college was drinking a powerade before bed. Following this method I never had a hang over in college, and trust me, there were times people thought I should be dead because of the drinking the night before....
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When you listen to music, and have the desire to play air drums, is it better to use your fists and look like you're doing the cha-cha (try it), or use your index fingers like sticks and look like a geek?
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do you ever take small pieces of roast beef and glue them to your body and then run almost naked into the kitchen screaming at your wife "Leeches, leeches, get them off!!!" ?
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Subway is ending their stamp program...

I guess I won't be buying any softdrinks from them anymore.
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I guess I won't be buying subs anymore.
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