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Old 09-18-2019, 11:42 PM
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This is just to say


I have no
questions
that are in
my mind

and which
you were probably
expecting
sooner

Forgive me
my brain is blank
so empty
and so tired
Blank brain, blank brain
Chasing cats with trains
Nothing to think
Nothing to say
The turtlenecks tastes of jasmine
Nonsense all the way down
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Old 09-19-2019, 12:26 AM
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If someone else paid, would you attempt to climb Mount Everest?

What’s the weirdest erotica you’ve ever watched while pleasuring yourself?

When did you know your purpose in life?
No. I would not climb Mt. Everest. I really have little interest in the highest, or the best, or any of those things. I'm more interested in the mundane, watching people go through their regular routines , or how the fish float head into the current in a creek in few acres of woods outside a midsized city, or the beauty of a sunrise over a scrap yard piled with worn out appliances. If someone else paid, I'd take a trip to Alaska and the Canadian Yukon since I've never been.

Dinosores are teh g_d. (amazing how often that phrase works)

Purpose is an interesting word. I always have fun, that's who I am, not my purpose. I am the fun king after all. So purpose... When I was seventeen I nearly killed a man. I smacked him in the side of his head with a friend's ball bat because him and his large group of stupids were gonna fu ck my small group of stupids, my two friends and I. A one handed swing, from there by my leg just a couple of step forward and a sweep of the arm like I was calling him over. The bat, the extension of my arm, called him over making a fascinating thunk hitting the side of his head and the vibration in my palm. I was already ded it invited him to join me. I left him there in that pooling blood, his stupids freaking. My stupids and I drove off, them freaking. I felt nothing. Still don't. I am a sociopath. My purpose is to protect all y'all from me. I guess I first learned it from my mom when I was knee high to her. She holding me, above me, holding my shoulders repeating "Don't hit people" in such a pleading voice. If I was eighteen I'dda been in prison, instead I'm here. The Myth of me, some of its true, as it should be. The purpose is real to protect all y'all from me.
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Old 09-19-2019, 01:45 AM
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All Right Now?

(Let me tell you now)
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Old 09-19-2019, 09:10 AM
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4. Devo - Freedom of Choice. Cause Devo. I used to piss my friends off with this, shaking them from their regular Midwestern album rock and radio tastes.

That's it for now, more later.
My cousin wanted to name his Whippet "Devo," but his wife shot him down. They eventually settled on Indy, since Indiana Jones carried a hwip.
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