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Old 02-22-2019, 01:06 PM
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Will he be forced out of his position by the league?
I feel like solicitation isn't that serious of a crime. If he was in any way involved in the trafficking portion the league should definitely take action, but it doesn't sound like that is the case.
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yeah i think he'll get off easy


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Of course he will. Goodell isn't going to drop the hammer on his pimp.
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I would never guess that a 77 year old with a 39 year old girlfriend would ever bang a prostitute.
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#ForniGate
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The New England Patriots new slogan: Never stop cheating.
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I would never guess that a 77 year old with a 39 year old girlfriend would ever bang a prostitute.
Especially one that's all the way out in Jupiter - wouldn't there be plenty of women available on Earth?
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Irsay was suspended 6 games and fined 500k for a drug arrest a while ago (whatever good suspending an owner really does).

Probably something like that here...maybe a little more.
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