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Old 10-17-2019, 01:30 PM
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You people are freaking advanced.

My wife is the worst. cook. ever. And I'm not much better but at least I'm willing to try. If it ain't a hamburger or spaghetti, she's ain't making it.
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Old 10-17-2019, 01:31 PM
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I finally bought a real ice cream scoop last month. No way am I going to buy a garlic press or any of those fancy tools from Williams-Sonoma.
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Old 10-17-2019, 01:34 PM
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I finally bought a real ice cream scoop last month. No way am I going to buy a garlic press or any of those fancy tools from Williams-Sonoma.
If you're not eating it out of the carton, you're doing it wrong.
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If you're not eating it out of the carton, you're doing it wrong.
The trick is to pour the chocolate sauce directly into the container, and spray the canned whipped cream directly into your mouth afterwards.
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The trick is to pour the chocolate sauce directly into the container, and spray the canned whipped cream directly into your mouth afterwards.
And don't forget to take a swig of maraschino cherry juice!
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Looks like cherries, tastes like lighter fluid.
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You people are freaking advanced.

My wife is the worst. cook. ever. And I'm not much better but at least I'm willing to try. If it ain't a hamburger or spaghetti, she's ain't making it.
We used to have a lot of pasta and simple steak/chicken recipes (and lots of burgers too) before we started using the meal services. Now we are pretty much pros at making risottos and have learned to cook all kinds of vegetables that we had never even bothered to try before, as well as lots foods from different countries.
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You people are freaking advanced.

My wife is the worst. cook. ever. And I'm not much better but at least I'm willing to try. If it ain't a hamburger or spaghetti, she's ain't making it.
If you want to get super fancy add this to your hamburger FTW. Skip all that press nonsense. The only people who disagree clearly didn't know such an invention exists, and are just embarrassed that they wasted their time and money on DIY minced garlic and want to justify their waste. They will say things like "there's a big difference in taste." Hogwash.

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If you want to get super fancy add this to your hamburger FTW. Skip all that press nonsense.

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