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Would you rather make a thread asking party game questions or get ridiculed for it?
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would you rather be a sparrow than a snail?
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...or what? Would I rather thread OR WHAT???? The suspense is killing me.
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...or what? Would I rather thread OR WHAT???? The suspense is killing me.
You could say I'm ::takes off Raybans and looks at camera:: hanging by a thread
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Whatdoyoumean?

An African sparrow or an European one?
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A snail, of course. How many actuaries like to come out of their shell?
And how many snails are asked to migrate carrying a coconut?
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