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Old 05-20-2019, 12:11 PM
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Itís a poor substitute, frankly.
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I put up an ad on Tinder stating all I'm interested in is some extra-marital fun. Unfortunately, no pic of me, because of obvious reasons.

But zero bites in a week.

I thought that's what Tinder was for--hooking up.
why not just get a divorce?

doesn't continually doing something shady and having to hide your main id with an alt to discuss it even more anonymously feel wrong?
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why not just get a divorce?

doesn't continually doing something shady and having to hide your main id with an alt to discuss it even more anonymously feel wrong?
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Yes, I think OP is looking for a woman who's sucked 37 d***s.
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If you were a woman, this would have gone very differently.
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What is a good substitute, then?
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What is a good substitute, then?
getting a divorce and doing what you want without hiding it?
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