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Old 02-12-2018, 05:11 PM
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My children will never sign up for a long distance carrier...nor have to wait until after 7:00 pm to make a long distance call in order to get cheaper rates...or, even better, 11:00 pm
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:48 AM
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My children will never sign up for a long distance carrier...nor have to wait until after 7:00 pm to make a long distance call in order to get cheaper rates...or, even better, 11:00 pm
[John Lithgow]Just dial 10-10-321. It's just that easy![/JL]
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:37 AM
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You have received a collect call from [insert name here]. Will you accept the charges?
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:39 AM
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COMPUTER VOICE: You have a collect call from--

KRAMER: Hey, buddy, don't say no!

JERRY: I accept.

KRAMER: I went down to Madeline's. I told her, "You gotta move, or it's over."

JERRY: Well, what happened?

Elaine gets up and leaves.

KRAMER: I think it's over. We had a big fight, she threw me out, I started walkin', and now I'm lost downtown! I don't have any money. I don't recognize anybody. I miss home,

and I don't even know how to get there.

JERRY: What's around you?

KRAMER: I'm lookin' at Ray's Pizza. You know where that is?

JERRY: Is it Famous Ray's?

KRAMER: No. It's Original Ray's.

JERRY: Famous Original Ray's?

KRAMER: It's just Original, Jerry!

JERRY: Well, what street are you on?

KRAMER: Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.

JERRY: Just wait there. I'll pick you up, and, Kramer, stay alive no matter what occurs, I will find you!
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I miss the 1-800-COLLECT and 1-800-CALL-ATT commercial wars of the 90s.
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You have received a collect call from Bob Wehadababyitsaboy. Will you accept the charges?
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Old 02-13-2018, 11:11 AM
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I still have all my old MST3K video tapes, from Comedy Central...with all the ads

I have so many w/ Tom Selleck's voice saying "You will."
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