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Old 10-04-2018, 12:46 PM
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...you've got 5 big deadlines due over the course of the next week and a half and all you wanna do is jerk around all day and leave early and just deal with it monday
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...you've got 5 big deadlines due over the course of the next week and a half and all you wanna do is jerk around all day and leave early and just deal with it monday
I know dat feel.
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...you've got 5 big deadlines due over the course of the next week and a half and all you wanna do is jerk around all day and leave early and just deal with it monday
Literally me. Yay, DNGAF Friday!
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dat feel when you kind of want someone to shut up by replying with one word answers so you can enjoy some peace and quiet, but they keep trying because they think if they say something more interesting, you'll engage
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you need to work on your look of death

or, if this is chat, how to just not respond
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dat feel when you kind of want someone to shut up by replying with one word answers so you can enjoy some peace and quiet, but they keep trying because they think if they say something more interesting, you'll engage
Yeah. Sure. Fine. K.
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...you get about 1.25 days worth of work done yesterday and feel like it excuses you from doing any work at all today even though you should keep going.
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I stayed an hour late last night, don't need to work at all this morning right?
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