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Old 01-29-2009, 03:28 PM
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there once was an actuary that was drunk
who thought that he was quite a hunk
He woke up one day,
couldn't find his toupee,
So on top of his head sits a Skunk
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Invoking the 3 hour rule, and starting the next one:

There once was a thread in the Reef,
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There once was a thread in the Reef,
Where everyone seems to have a beef,
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There once was a thread in the Reef,
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Along came the mod,
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There once was a thread in the Reef,
Where everyone seems to have a beef,
Along came the mod,
Gave Cheney the nod
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There once was a thread in the Reef,
Where everyone seems to have a beef,
Along came the mod,
Gave Cheney the nod
And they now all sing Hail to the Chief
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:57 AM
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Quick re-cap of all the limericks to date:


There once was a flag-waver named Billy
who thought his convictions quite silly
He came up with a thought
but it all came to naught
When he got distracted by his willy.

There once was a poster named 2pac
who wanted to get his old crew back
So he called up his posse
One of which was bossy
So he's now been forbidden to do crack.

An actuary from Illinois
who wrote a first line that will annoy
His name had a four
So we showed him the door
Which left all of us with much joy

There once was a Skywalker named Matt
Who wore a flamboyant pink hat.
He showed off a house.
Got under an Appleho's blouse
He sure doesn't like 'em to be fat.

There once was an ex-Prez named Bush
Who exercised his flabby white tush.
Now he has a new job
just fiddling his watch fob
And posting on the AO as Skidoosh

There was an oojjee who juggled nuts
But regrettably he was a klutz
So he tried growing oranges.
In a crate joined by four hinges
It broke open, knocked him on his butt.

In a game of imagination
He ruled over all of creation
She was told to keep it clean
And not be mean
But his androgeny caused quite a sensation.

A pirate once keel-hauled his bosun
Because he couldn't spell boatswain...
Shiver me timbers:
"Ouch! That's me member!"
Yelled the bosun, tho' 'twas a gross one!

There once was a man in a brown coat
who wanted to learn how to motor boat
so he took off his sails
set a course towards Wales
his boat sank, so he had to float.

there once was an actuary that was drunk
who thought that he was quite a hunk
He woke up one day,
couldn't find his toupee,
So on top of his head sits a Skunk

There once was a thread in the Reef,
Where everyone seems to have a beef,
Along came the mod,
Gave Cheney the nod
And they now all sing Hail to the Chief
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:58 AM
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There once was an evil committee
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There once was an evil committee
They really, really had no pity
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