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Old 01-12-2018, 04:54 PM
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What does she do for a living? Is she a doctor?
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Does she like Lego windows?
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How does she feel about parks?
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Ninja'd by a weensy bit!!!
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Hey guys! I'll let Karaoke Man handle the next piece of news.
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I KISSED A GIRL!!!
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What, were you expecting some other song maybe?
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Old 01-12-2018, 11:25 PM
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Does she like Weird Al?
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oh good, I always think it's weird when guys say stuff like that. like, I don't want to marry some guy who told his friends I was "so-so" when we got together.
Happens probably more than you think. I remember a college roommate talking about a girl in his major roughly saying "she's not hot and pretty fat too but I know it's an easy hookup so I'm going for it"

20 years later they are still married with children.
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Does she like Weird Al?
Not exactly, but she's willing to go anyway.

I'm totally going to convert her. She has no idea he's actually very musically talented. It's going to blow her mind.
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