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Old 11-18-2011, 09:17 AM
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In the past the AO has been inundated with threads about seemingly insignificant events - like getting the numbers of 2 girls in the same night, or scheduling a date with a stripper that eventually gets canceled. This thread is for consolidating all that stuff to free up more room for Sheba threads.

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A girl held open the door for me today and smiled.
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Oh and this isn't meant to exclude stories from the same sex - I'm just bad at making thread titles.
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Old 11-18-2011, 09:22 AM
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This one time I saw a boob and almost touched it.
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Old 11-18-2011, 09:23 AM
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But a boob, by herself, at 3 am, in this neighborhood...I knew it wasn't on the up and up.
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Last night one of my female coworkers offered me a cookie. I accepted. Winning!
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I held a door open for a woman who was talking on her cell phone, she did not even acknowledge the gesture. The signal was that she's a beeech.
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Some guy started an AO thread this morning to make sure I don't miss the subtle signals he's been sending.
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