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Old 02-12-2020, 05:52 PM
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The barista at sbux brought me my coffee to my table and said, "Here you go, hon."

Made me feel all warm and squishy inside.
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The barista at sbux brought me my coffee to my table and said, "Here you go, hon."

Made me feel all warm and squishy inside.
Are you sure she didn't say, "Here you go, you Hun"?
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salesgirl was putting my info in their system and asked me my dob. when i told her she said her bday is two days after mine. i said "but there's a bit of a difference in years". she said we're both virgos...


then she said her husband is a taurus
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It's ok, if she's married to a car pretty good odds she'll be willing to trade up to a human.
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Earth (sign) girls are not that easy
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Earth (sign) girls are not that easy
wind girls blow me away but i've always been burned by fire girls
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waitress at the restaurant didn't throw up in her mouth at the sight of me. #winning
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How did she react when she got close enough to smell you?
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You tipped her $100, didn't you?
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In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it... *in a book*.
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