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Female coworker asked me to come over to see why her formula wasn't working - it was a simple anchoring error. Pretty sure she just wanted to be close to me
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Female coworker asked me to see why her bra wasn't working. Wait, that was just a dream.
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Shopping in the food aisles of Super Target, there's this cute chick who keeps showing up in the same aisles. She was stalking me. I know, because every time I went around an end to see if she was there so I could stalk her, there she was. Yup, she wants me.
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Old 12-02-2011, 08:52 AM
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The lady at the work cafeteria says hi to me nicer than she does to the other patrons. Pretty sure she wants to grind me harder on the salad bar than she does the other patrons.
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Old 12-02-2011, 09:18 AM
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The train was really crowded this morning so I had to stand. When we went around a corner quickly a pretty girl fell into me. I'm pretty sure it was planned so she could take advantage of the opportunity to be closer to me.
A few weeks ago I had the same thing happen, I half caught a girl when she started to fall, then she acted all embarassed, calmly and sauvely I said absolutely nothing about the situation instead of saying an ice-breaker line to try to get her number. Winning.

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New one that just happened. I'm standing in the elevator with one other guy - we are on opposite sides. Two women step onto the elevator at the next floor and BOTH of them stand on the side closer to me. Clearly they were imagining what we would have been able to do with me if that other guy wasn't on the elevator.
I frequently play the elevator game. Once the ratio of hot girls gets good, I'll really really really wish that the elevator gets stuck, giving me an opportunity to bone them. Any one of these days it'll happen.
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Yesterday I saw a girl that I've seen in the local gym at the supermarket. I commented that I didn't see her there today. yadda yadda, I said that it looks like she trains pretty hard at the gym. She said she's a cop, introduced herself. I'm pretty sure that if she wasn't wearing work boots, she'd want me.
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Yesterday I saw a girl that I've seen in the local gym at the supermarket. I commented that I didn't see her there today. yadda yadda, I said that it looks like she trains pretty hard at the gym. She said she's a cop, introduced herself. I'm pretty sure that if she wasn't wearing work boots, she'd want me.
I bet if you tried to get frisky with her, she would use handcuffs on you.
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The other day I gave blood. A hawtie was next to me while waiting and we talked a bit. She was totally digging my vibe. We ended up giving blood at the same time. When they stuck the needle in her she yelled "OHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*********************** ********" claiming that they had missed and hurt her, but I knew what she was doing. She wanted to give me a preview of how awesome her orgasm yell was. Bow chicka.
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The butcher who was slicing my roast beef asked me if I worked out. He's kind of cute.
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