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Old 11-18-2011, 11:16 AM
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I needed a euchre partner for a league that's starting up. A guy who also needed a partner asked if I wanted to be his partner and we signed up for euchre. He's probably in love with me.

Did I do that right?
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One the way to the elevator a few days ago I bumped into a woman and apologized. She said "that's ok."

Instant arousal. Good thing I had my bag to hide it.
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I was out for drinks with some friends and this trashed chick kept trying to take off my wedding ring. I went home alone and didn't have sex with my wife. But man did that chick want me.
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The TSA lady that looked at my ID en route to the airport boarding gate told me my cologne smelled nice.
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Old 11-18-2011, 11:31 AM
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i was at the gym and a bunch of girls walked by me. i gave them a look where i raise one eyebrow and smirked. they walked away giggling
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Old 11-18-2011, 11:31 AM
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I needed a euchre partner for a league that's starting up. A guy who also needed a partner asked if I wanted to be his partner and we signed up for euchre. He's probably in love with me.

Did I do that right?
yes.

also, euchre! that game is fun.
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Old 11-18-2011, 11:32 AM
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The TSA lady that looked at my ID told me my cologne smelled nice.
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So I was at work and this older quite overweight lady walked past me and she was nipping out a lot. I know it was because she was so turned on getting to walk past me. Unfortunately I only caught a glimpse before quickly lowering my gaze back down to her shoes. I lost that deal.
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