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Old 04-14-2020, 04:44 PM
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Vorian's joke was good, but Helena's was butter, especially with the lady's legs spread
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My humor was greater than what the margarine could hold!
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Old 04-14-2020, 05:22 PM
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My humor was greater than what the margarine could hold!
Vorian's butter is bitter.
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Usain Bolt's method of social distancing.

https://twitter.com/usainbolt/status...08513066131457
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Vorian's butter is bitter.
How else do you make bitter batter?
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How else do you make bitter batter?
Get some better butter?
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Old 04-14-2020, 06:23 PM
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Better butter doesn't make bitter batter, it makes batter better.
Where's Betty when you need her?
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Reminds me of little league...

Hey batta, batta, batta, swing
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Better butter doesn't make bitter batter, it makes batter better.
Where's Betty when you need her?
Shopping, I would guess.
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