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Old 12-24-2002, 10:48 AM
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Meeting of the ABCD......somehow I expected a kangaroo.
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Well yes, we understand that your experience is unique, but I believe you misunderstood us when we advertised for a dog catcher.
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(phew! just beat Han to the American Idol link!)
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Old 12-24-2002, 11:10 AM
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Confessions of a serial-pooper.
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Monday- "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the...."

Tuesday- DePaw University Dissertation Review Board is now in session.
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Iraqi bicycle corps loses first wargame to simulated "red" force equipped with helicopters.
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Old 12-26-2002, 10:34 AM
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Ever the practical joker, Lance Armstrong begins the race by tying his competitors shoelaces together.
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Old 12-26-2002, 11:03 AM
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This was bound to occur when a scheduling mishap put The Tour de France and The Shriner's Parade in town on the same day.
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