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Old 03-25-2020, 10:42 AM
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Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
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Must be actuaries - they don't think outside the box
hey now - outside the box
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Tuesday (1) ... the WWF officially declared it a pandademic ...

Wednesday: Wanda finally designed the outfit to get her two ugly stepsisters onto the catwalk, ending years of nagging.
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