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So the gatorade was supposed to be ready 2 hours before the game but it's mid-game and it's empty? SMDH
>Your DH hurts from smacking it. But you happen to smack a little sense into your head, as you remember seeing another Gatorade container in the dugout, and the players drinking its electrolyte-laden goodness with delight. This must be a secondary container.

You smack your head again for being so dumb. And for questioning the parser.
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> OPEN GYM BAG
>The bag appears to contain a bat, a glove, a helmet, and a road map of the Northeast US.
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> "Put me in coach!"
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> "Put me in coach!"
Are you ready to play center field?
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>EXAMINE MAP
>Unfolding the map reveals six cities have been highlighted.
Three are US cites, three are Canadian. I'll get you the names of hte cities when I find the stupid file on my computer. You don't need them yet anyway.


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> Your voice echoes strongly in the building. You have lifted your spirits and continue searching for Clements' hat.
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Old 07-10-2018, 03:28 PM
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Use bat to smash open combination locks
>You pick up the bat from the bag and begin pounding on the weakest looking lock. The sound echoes loudly in the small building, attracting the attention of security, who drags you out of the locker room, and tosses
you off the property, banning you for life.

And to add insult to injury, the game you didn't get to finish watching ends with defeat for your team, the Miners.

You lose. Your score is very small.

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Maybe I should have let you save. Oh well. No saves. Don't be dumb.
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