Fun New Game - Diversions Bump Thread

[The Arbitrary]

A bicycle kick is a soccer shot where the guy basically has his back to the net, jumps and does a half flip, kicks the ball nearly upside down, and usually lands on his head or shoulder. It's very hard.

Lacrosse is most definitely a sport... one that I would never want to play. I don't like getting hit by sticks. I was hit with the ugly stick many times as a child, and since then I have an irrational fear of being whacked by big guys with masks on.

[J.T.]

Originally Posted by hotdime

BTW, for those who weren't aware, watching J.T. watch lacrosse is awesome. It involves her repeatedly yelling, "Whack him!!" at the tv. Once she found out hitting people with the sticks was allowed, she was all for it.

I figure there are a good number of what I deem sports where I get to use the term "Whack him." I mean, there's lacrosse, NASCAR, Baseball, Football, and some others I'm sure I'm forgetting.

[The Arbitrary]

My package size has decreased greatly since 2011. However, I've been told that while the size of the overall package has decreased, if I use it properly it will satisfy all of my needs.

[DyalDragon]

Originally Posted by J.T.

I figure there are a good number of what I deem sports where I get to use the term "Whack him." I mean, there's lacrosse, NASCAR, Baseball, Football, and some others I'm sure I'm forgetting.

coc- er, um, chickenfighting?

[J.T.]

Originally Posted by The Arbitrary

A bicycle kick is a soccer shot where the guy basically has his back to the net, jumps and does a half flip, kicks the ball nearly upside down, and usually lands on his head or shoulder. It's very hard.

Lacrosse is most definitely a sport... one that I would never want to play. I don't like getting hit by sticks. I was hit with the ugly stick many times as a child, and since then I have an irrational fear of being whacked by big guys with masks on.

I don't like being hit by sticks either, but it's pretty fun to watch others be hit.

[DyalDragon]

Originally Posted by The Arbitrary

My package size has decreased greatly since 2011. However, I've been told that while the size of the overall package has decreased, if I use it properly it will satisfy all of my needs.

TWSS,BSWLTSYF

[J.T.]

Originally Posted by DyalDragon

coc- er, um, chickenfighting?

Um, no. That would be 1. illegal, and 2. is highly cruel to the cocks.

[The Arbitrary]

Originally Posted by DyalDragon

coc- er, um, chickenfighting?

[The Arbitrary]

Originally Posted by J.T.

Um, no. That would be 1. illegal, and 2. is highly cruel to the cocks.

But could the cocks move over to another sport... say pole-vaulting?

[J.T.]

So, anyway, even though most of them are not "sports", I am pretty excited about the Summer Olympics returning.

I cannot wait for Synchronized swimming and diving, and the reinactments I will get of all the sports I missed.

BTW, newest dumb event in the last Winter Olympics? Cross snowmobiling.