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Old 04-20-2012, 05:09 PM
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1. Napping
2. Drinking
3. Watching TV
4. Fishing
5. gardening
6. giving blood
7. medical experiment guinea pig
8. watching sports game
9. driving
10. juggling chainsaws.
11. Helping develop crappy top 50 lists.
12. Passing a very small kidney stone.
13. Posting on the AO
14. Following links posted on the AO
15. Grammar checking posts on the AO
16. Repeatedly punching myself in the face
17. Digging a hole to China with a plastic spoon
18. Eating tofu burgers
19. Nothing (HeeHaw!)
20. Feeding an old duck using a plastic spoon.
21. Spooning an old duck.
22. Telling jokes about ducks
23. Watching YouTube videos
24. Working a jigsaw puzzle
25. Washing my hair
26. Laundry
27. Playing video games
28. Building something out of Legos
29. Reading - as long as it's not notecards, study manuals or syllabus readings.
30. Jumping on a trampoline
31. Listening to 50 screaming 8 year olds
32. Stabbing my leg with a sharpened plastic spoon
33. Masturbation FTW
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Old 04-20-2012, 05:10 PM
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I wandered into political for a few minutes just now.

That was a mistake.
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Old 04-20-2012, 05:14 PM
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32. Stabbing my leg with a sharpened plastic spoon
See? Told you forming a shiv out of a plastic spoon could be useful.
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Old 04-20-2012, 05:33 PM
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See? Told you forming a shiv out of a plastic spoon could be useful.
I almost said eye but figuring that MIGHT be too painful.
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Old 04-21-2012, 09:49 AM
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I had a dream I met Linus last night...weird.
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Old 04-21-2012, 10:24 AM
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I had a dream I was being stalked last night...weird.
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Old 04-21-2012, 10:36 AM
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I had a dream that this old, grizzled duck was running around threatening everyone with a sharpened plastic spoon.]

Weird.
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Old 04-22-2012, 04:47 PM
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Old 04-22-2012, 06:38 PM
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I had a dream that this old, grizzled duck ditched work on Friday and was running around threatening everyone with a sharpened plastic spoon.

Weird.
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Old 04-23-2012, 04:01 AM
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