Fun New Game - Diversions Bump Thread

[campbell]

Originally Posted by hotdime

Do we live up to expectations?

Indeed.

[DownInTexas]

Originally Posted by Browncoat

No, I just couldn't think of a cool name, because I'm not The Actuary. I'm just an actuary.

Well, that's disappointing. Off the top of my head the car could be used for:
Acura(te forecasting).
Being the First Car At the Scene (FCAS)
His disguise car could be a Ford Escort Mark VI (FEM), because it's economical.

[ADoubleDot]

Comics ordered. I wait with breath that is baited.

[DownInTexas]

Or, if he gets a hybrid Cadillac Escalade, he could qualify for a tax credit from the government. You can never underestimate the importance of picking up those CE credits.

[Mrs Browncoat]

Originally Posted by DyalDragon

SLBCFT

You know that's right.

[DownInTexas]

[Linus]

1. Is afraid of nothing except the DOI and a duck with a plastic spoon
2. Can bore you to death
3. His army of mooks? Accountants.
4. He knows exactly how many people will die next year.
5. He also knows who, when and where.
6. His pocket protector is bullet proof.
7. Just by looking at his nemesis's shoes he can tell exactly what the plan is
8. While making his getaway, he can face backwards to fight off the pursuing hero, while still being able to successfully navagate and pilot his getaway mobile.
9. His getaway mobile would have an awesome name.
10. He can afford more cool gadgets than Batman because he makes his neighbors pay for half
11. His crimes would be frequent and severe.
12. Wouldn't make the fatal mistake of gloating and explaining his entire plan to the hero--that requires too much talking
13. Still finds time to be on the Exam Committee, ensuring < 20% pass ratios.
14. Sexual attraction cannot be used to extract information from him/her.
15. If caught, no fear of being sentenced to solitary confinement. In fact, can I choose that?

[Browncoat]

[Abused Student]

1. Is afraid of nothing except the DOI and a duck with a plastic spoon
2. Can bore you to death
3. His army of mooks? Accountants.
4. He knows exactly how many people will die next year.
5. He also knows who, when and where.
6. His pocket protector is bullet proof.
7. Just by looking at his nemesis's shoes he can tell exactly what the plan is
8. While making his getaway, he can face backwards to fight off the pursuing hero, while still being able to successfully navagate and pilot his getaway mobile.
9. His getaway mobile would have an awesome name.
10. He can afford more cool gadgets than Batman because he makes his neighbors pay for half
11. His crimes would be frequent and severe.
12. Wouldn't make the fatal mistake of gloating and explaining his entire plan to the hero--that requires too much talking
13. Still finds time to be on the Exam Committee, ensuring < 20% pass ratios.
14. Sexual attraction cannot be used to extract information from him/her.
15. If caught, no fear of being sentenced to solitary confinement. In fact, can I choose that?
16. Murder suicide is always an option although it is a lie because actuary man can't die so it is then just murder MUHAHAHAHAHA

[Linus]

1. Is afraid of nothing except the DOI and a duck with a plastic spoon
2. Can bore you to death
3. His army of mooks? Accountants.
4. He knows exactly how many people will die next year.
5. He also knows who, when and where.
6. His pocket protector is bullet proof.
7. Just by looking at his nemesis's shoes he can tell exactly what the plan is
8. While making his getaway, he can face backwards to fight off the pursuing hero, while still being able to successfully navagate and pilot his getaway mobile.
9. His getaway mobile would have an awesome name.
10. He can afford more cool gadgets than Batman because he makes his neighbors pay for half
11. His crimes would be frequent and severe.
12. Wouldn't make the fatal mistake of gloating and explaining his entire plan to the hero--that requires too much talking
13. Still finds time to be on the Exam Committee, ensuring < 20% pass ratios.
14. Sexual attraction cannot be used to extract information from him/her.
15. If caught, no fear of being sentenced to solitary confinement. In fact, can I choose that?
16. Murder suicide is always an option although it is a lie because actuary man can't die so it is then just murder MUHAHAHAHAHA
17. In the event that he's about to be captured, he can simply change his assumptions and get away.