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[Aeitra]

50 Ways to Beat a Dead Horse

1. Horse whip (obviously) (BC)
2. Little Slugger Baseball Bat (BC)
3. Wet noodle (CLW)
4. Reply to a Buck thread on religion (VA)
5. Phat beats (mpc)
6. Carefully (AS)
7. With abondon (AS)
8. Cattle Prod (AS)
9. With another Dead Horse (AE)
10. Be a live horse (TA)
11. With a Full House (DiT)
12. with sarcasm (ury)
13. trick him into signing up for a pyramid scheme (ury)
14. force him to take fellowship exams (ury)
15. steel-toed boots (ury)
16. feed him to some pirhana (ury)
17. don't beat him, join him (ury)
18. upside the head (ury)
19. silly (ury)
20. drop a piano on him from the 18th floor (ury)
21. vultures (ury)
22. hang a billboard off him and use him as your new company mascot (ury)
23. nominate him for president of the SOA (ury)
24. horseflies (ury)
25. put him in a hot air balloon and watch it float away (ury)
26. mail him to a Nigerian prince (ury)
27. Weekend at Bernies 6: Horsing Around (ury)
28. sell him to the local Godfather (ury)
29. with humor (ury)
30. in the stomach where it won't leave any marks (ury)
31. wouldn't it be funny if, like, five guys raped the horse, like, RIGHT NOW (ury)
32. sell his name to telemarketers (ury)
33. ply him with booze (ury)
34. bury him with the hookers (ury)
35. set him up for a date with annuitize (ury)
36. bag of doorknobs (mpc)
37. sign him up for Assassin game, he'll never actually die (ury)
38. zombies (ury)
39. new TV show, Celebrity Dead Horseback Riding (ury)
40. Roofie its watering trough (AE)
41. with a spoon, slowly, over years (AE)
42. at chess, they value knights too much (AE)

[DownInTexas]

50 Ways to Beat a Dead Horse

1. Horse whip (obviously) (BC)
2. Little Slugger Baseball Bat (BC)
3. Wet noodle (CLW)
4. Reply to a Buck thread on religion (VA)
5. Phat beats (mpc)
6. Carefully (AS)
7. With abondon (AS)
8. Cattle Prod (AS)
9. With another Dead Horse (AE)
10. Be a live horse (TA)
11. With a Full House (DiT)
12. with sarcasm (ury)
13. trick him into signing up for a pyramid scheme (ury)
14. force him to take fellowship exams (ury)
15. steel-toed boots (ury)
16. feed him to some pirhana (ury)
17. don't beat him, join him (ury)
18. upside the head (ury)
19. silly (ury)
20. drop a piano on him from the 18th floor (ury)
21. vultures (ury)
22. hang a billboard off him and use him as your new company mascot (ury)
23. nominate him for president of the SOA (ury)
24. horseflies (ury)
25. put him in a hot air balloon and watch it float away (ury)
26. mail him to a Nigerian prince (ury)
27. Weekend at Bernies 6: Horsing Around (ury)
28. sell him to the local Godfather (ury)
29. with humor (ury)
30. in the stomach where it won't leave any marks (ury)
31. wouldn't it be funny if, like, five guys raped the horse, like, RIGHT NOW (ury)
32. sell his name to telemarketers (ury)
33. ply him with booze (ury)
34. bury him with the hookers (ury)
35. set him up for a date with annuitize (ury)
36. bag of doorknobs (mpc)
37. sign him up for Assassin game, he'll never actually die (ury)
38. zombies (ury)
39. new TV show, Celebrity Dead Horseback Riding (ury)
40. Roofie its watering trough (AE)
41. with a spoon, slowly, over years (AE)
42. at chess, they value knights too much (AE)
43. With a bag of oranges, so it doesn't bruise (DiT)

[ADoubleDot]

27. Weekend at Bernies 6: Horsing Around (ury)

[Abused Student]

50 Ways to Beat a Dead Horse

1. Horse whip (obviously) (BC)
2. Little Slugger Baseball Bat (BC)
3. Wet noodle (CLW)
4. Reply to a Buck thread on religion (VA)
5. Phat beats (mpc)
6. Carefully (AS)
7. With abondon (AS)
8. Cattle Prod (AS)
9. With another Dead Horse (AE)
10. Be a live horse (TA)
11. With a Full House (DiT)
12. with sarcasm (ury)
13. trick him into signing up for a pyramid scheme (ury)
14. force him to take fellowship exams (ury)
15. steel-toed boots (ury)
16. feed him to some pirhana (ury)
17. don't beat him, join him (ury)
18. upside the head (ury)
19. silly (ury)
20. drop a piano on him from the 18th floor (ury)
21. vultures (ury)
22. hang a billboard off him and use him as your new company mascot (ury)
23. nominate him for president of the SOA (ury)
24. horseflies (ury)
25. put him in a hot air balloon and watch it float away (ury)
26. mail him to a Nigerian prince (ury)
27. Weekend at Bernies 6: Horsing Around (ury)
28. sell him to the local Godfather (ury)
29. with humor (ury)
30. in the stomach where it won't leave any marks (ury)
31. wouldn't it be funny if, like, five guys raped the horse, like, RIGHT NOW (ury)
32. sell his name to telemarketers (ury)
33. ply him with booze (ury)
34. bury him with the hookers (ury)
35. set him up for a date with annuitize (ury)
36. bag of doorknobs (mpc)
37. sign him up for Assassin game, he'll never actually die (ury)
38. zombies (ury)
39. new TV show, Celebrity Dead Horseback Riding (ury)
40. Roofie its watering trough (AE)
41. with a spoon, slowly, over years (AE)
42. at chess, they value knights too much (AE)
43. With a bag of oranges, so it doesn't bruise (DiT)
44. With a stick, duh! (AS)

[Abused Student]

31. wouldn't it be funny if, like, five guys raped the horse, like, RIGHT NOW (ury)

K, one down, next

[Mighty Fine-Looking Gnome]

Originally Posted by urysohn

What's the deal on this list? "Official" list which requires 50 responses before we can move on to the next? Cause I'm running out of steam here.

Speaking on behalf of the "official" arbiter of top 50 lists, I believe that if you hadn't started on it again today, it could've gone into the pile of "works-in-progress" (lists we never finished but can go back to at any time IF we want). A new list can be started either 1) upon the completion of the previous list OR 2) the beginning of a new workday, regardless of whether the previous list was completed.

It is also acceptable to declare BEFORE starting a new list that it will not be a top 50 list, but only a top 30 or top 25 list. If not otherwise specified, any list will be assumed to have a target of 50 entries and will not be deemed completed until that target is reached or exceeded.

[Abused Student]

Originally Posted by Mighty Fine-Looking Gnome

#2 done, next.

IFYP

[campbell]

50 Ways to Beat a Dead Horse

1. Horse whip (obviously) (BC)
2. Little Slugger Baseball Bat (BC)
3. Wet noodle (CLW)
4. Reply to a Buck thread on religion (VA)
5. Phat beats (mpc)
6. Carefully (AS)
7. With abondon (AS)
8. Cattle Prod (AS)
9. With another Dead Horse (AE)
10. Be a live horse (TA)
11. With a Full House (DiT)
12. with sarcasm (ury)
13. trick him into signing up for a pyramid scheme (ury)
14. force him to take fellowship exams (ury)
15. steel-toed boots (ury)
16. feed him to some pirhana (ury)
17. don't beat him, join him (ury)
18. upside the head (ury)
19. silly (ury)
20. drop a piano on him from the 18th floor (ury)
21. vultures (ury)
22. hang a billboard off him and use him as your new company mascot (ury)
23. nominate him for president of the SOA (ury)
24. horseflies (ury)
25. put him in a hot air balloon and watch it float away (ury)
26. mail him to a Nigerian prince (ury)
27. Weekend at Bernies 6: Horsing Around (ury)
28. sell him to the local Godfather (ury)
29. with humor (ury)
30. in the stomach where it won't leave any marks (ury)
31. wouldn't it be funny if, like, five guys raped the horse, like, RIGHT NOW (ury)
32. sell his name to telemarketers (ury)
33. ply him with booze (ury)
34. bury him with the hookers (ury)
35. set him up for a date with annuitize (ury)
36. bag of doorknobs (mpc)
37. sign him up for Assassin game, he'll never actually die (ury)
38. zombies (ury)
39. new TV show, Celebrity Dead Horseback Riding (ury)
40. Roofie its watering trough (AE)
41. with a spoon, slowly, over years (AE)
42. at chess, they value knights too much (AE)
43. With a bag of oranges, so it doesn't bruise (DiT)
44. With a stick, duh! (AS)
45. with a point-ed stick (mpc)

[Mighty Fine-Looking Gnome]

50 Ways to Beat a Dead Horse

1. Horse whip (obviously) (BC)
2. Little Slugger Baseball Bat (BC)
3. Wet noodle (CLW)
4. Reply to a Buck thread on religion (VA)
5. Phat beats (mpc)
6. Carefully (AS)
7. With abondon (AS)
8. Cattle Prod (AS)
9. With another Dead Horse (AE)
10. Be a live horse (TA)
11. With a Full House (DiT)
12. with sarcasm (ury)
13. trick him into signing up for a pyramid scheme (ury)
14. force him to take fellowship exams (ury)
15. steel-toed boots (ury)
16. feed him to some pirhana (ury)
17. don't beat him, join him (ury)
18. upside the head (ury)
19. silly (ury)
20. drop a piano on him from the 18th floor (ury)
21. vultures (ury)
22. hang a billboard off him and use him as your new company mascot (ury)
23. nominate him for president of the SOA (ury)
24. horseflies (ury)
25. put him in a hot air balloon and watch it float away (ury)
26. mail him to a Nigerian prince (ury)
27. Weekend at Bernies 6: Horsing Around (ury)
28. sell him to the local Godfather (ury)
29. with humor (ury)
30. in the stomach where it won't leave any marks (ury)
31. wouldn't it be funny if, like, five guys raped the horse, like, RIGHT NOW (ury)
32. sell his name to telemarketers (ury)
33. ply him with booze (ury)
34. bury him with the hookers (ury)
35. set him up for a date with annuitize (ury)
36. bag of doorknobs (mpc)
37. sign him up for Assassin game, he'll never actually die (ury)
38. zombies (ury)
39. new TV show, Celebrity Dead Horseback Riding (ury)
40. Roofie its watering trough (AE)
41. with a spoon, slowly, over years (AE)
42. at chess, they value knights too much (AE)
43. With a bag of oranges, so it doesn't bruise (DiT)
44. With a stick, duh! (AS)
45. with a point-ed stick (mpc)
46. By throwing scissors (clearly the dead horse always throws paper, since it has no fingers and can't clench into a fist) (MFLG)

[ADoubleDot]

50 Ways to Beat a Dead Horse

1. Horse whip (obviously) (BC)
2. Little Slugger Baseball Bat (BC)
3. Wet noodle (CLW)
4. Reply to a Buck thread on religion (VA)
5. Phat beats (mpc)
6. Carefully (AS)
7. With abondon (AS)
8. Cattle Prod (AS)
9. With another Dead Horse (AE)
10. Be a live horse (TA)
11. With a Full House (DiT)
12. with sarcasm (ury)
13. trick him into signing up for a pyramid scheme (ury)
14. force him to take fellowship exams (ury)
15. steel-toed boots (ury)
16. feed him to some pirhana (ury)
17. don't beat him, join him (ury)
18. upside the head (ury)
19. silly (ury)
20. drop a piano on him from the 18th floor (ury)
21. vultures (ury)
22. hang a billboard off him and use him as your new company mascot (ury)
23. nominate him for president of the SOA (ury)
24. horseflies (ury)
25. put him in a hot air balloon and watch it float away (ury)
26. mail him to a Nigerian prince (ury)
27. Weekend at Bernies 6: Horsing Around (ury)
28. sell him to the local Godfather (ury)
29. with humor (ury)
30. in the stomach where it won't leave any marks (ury)
31. wouldn't it be funny if, like, five guys raped the horse, like, RIGHT NOW (ury)
32. sell his name to telemarketers (ury)
33. ply him with booze (ury)
34. bury him with the hookers (ury)
35. set him up for a date with annuitize (ury)
36. bag of doorknobs (mpc)
37. sign him up for Assassin game, he'll never actually die (ury)
38. zombies (ury)
39. new TV show, Celebrity Dead Horseback Riding (ury)
40. Roofie its watering trough (AE)
41. with a spoon, slowly, over years (AE)
42. at chess, they value knights too much (AE)
43. With a bag of oranges, so it doesn't bruise (DiT)
44. With a stick, duh! (AS)
45. with a point-ed stick (mpc)
46. By throwing scissors (clearly the dead horse always throws paper, since it has no fingers and can't clench into a fist) (MFLG)
47. Behind the back, over the tree, off the backboard, no rim. (ADD)
48. Yell "Gin!" (ADD)