Fun New Game - Diversions Bump Thread

[Aeitra]

50 Things Browncoat can do slash buy for Mrs Browncoat today, on their 14th Anniversary.

1. Chocolate (clearly not a main course, but something that should happen anyway, buy me some while you're at it) (AE)
2. Mrs. Browncoat (AE)
3. Ensure she is out of the house, find her present and hide/remove it, so it seems like she has nothing for you also (AE)
4. Buy flowers (r)
5. Write a (sappy) 14-line sonnet (r)
6. Doesn't matter, you waited to long and now you're screwed. And not in the good way. (ury)
7. Mrs Browncoat says all she needs is your sweet, sweet lovin'. IRL Mrs B says you better supplement that with something nice. (ury)
8. Something sweet and romantic that shows how much you really care. You know, like one of those figurines you can find at Hallmark. Just grab the first one you see, all that shit looks the same anyway and you can tell her you picked out a special one just for her. (ury)
9. A time machine so you can go back a week and actually do this right (ury)
10. Something small. Next year's 15. Don't want to set the bar too high this year. (ury)
11. Dick in a box? (ury)
12. Justin Timberlake's dick in a box (ury)
13. Special-ordered NBC primetime viewing package for the Olympics. Better tell her you ordered this one ahead of time, which is why she's been able to watch the Olympics this week. (ury)
14. Name a star after her. (ury)
15. According to Wikipedia, the 14th anniversary is Ivory. The only thing you can get her that is both traditional and ethical, then, is a pet elephant.(Amy)
16. Homemade wood-worked product. Something that looks nice but which you can complete in 15-20 minutes after you get home (ury)
17. Sign her up for a free fantasy football team (ury)
18. Tickets to a ______; depends on what's local to you. Buy and print out online (ury)
19. Amazon.com gift certificate. Find a nice story to go with it, i.e. wanted to get her blah-blah but knew she'd like to pick out the specific blah-blah (ury)
20. Nominate her for president of the SOA (ury)
21. Sign her up for an actuarial exam (ury)
22. Tell her you know she wants more time alone with the kids, so you made plans to go out with friends tonight. (ury)
23. Give her this list, and tell her to pick any 4 of them (AE)

[Coffee Coffee]

50 Things Browncoat can do slash buy for Mrs Browncoat today, on their 14th Anniversary.

1. Chocolate (clearly not a main course, but something that should happen anyway, buy me some while you're at it) (AE)
2. Mrs. Browncoat (AE)
3. Ensure she is out of the house, find her present and hide/remove it, so it seems like she has nothing for you also (AE)
4. Buy flowers (r)
5. Write a (sappy) 14-line sonnet (r)
6. Doesn't matter, you waited to long and now you're screwed. And not in the good way. (ury)
7. Mrs Browncoat says all she needs is your sweet, sweet lovin'. IRL Mrs B says you better supplement that with something nice. (ury)
8. Something sweet and romantic that shows how much you really care. You know, like one of those figurines you can find at Hallmark. Just grab the first one you see, all that shit looks the same anyway and you can tell her you picked out a special one just for her. (ury)
9. A time machine so you can go back a week and actually do this right (ury)
10. Something small. Next year's 15. Don't want to set the bar too high this year. (ury)
11. Dick in a box? (ury)
12. Justin Timberlake's dick in a box (ury)
13. Special-ordered NBC primetime viewing package for the Olympics. Better tell her you ordered this one ahead of time, which is why she's been able to watch the Olympics this week. (ury)
14. Name a star after her. (ury)
15. According to Wikipedia, the 14th anniversary is Ivory. The only thing you can get her that is both traditional and ethical, then, is a pet elephant.(Amy)
16. Homemade wood-worked product. Something that looks nice but which you can complete in 15-20 minutes after you get home (ury)
17. Sign her up for a free fantasy football team (ury)
18. Tickets to a ______; depends on what's local to you. Buy and print out online (ury)
19. Amazon.com gift certificate. Find a nice story to go with it, i.e. wanted to get her blah-blah but knew she'd like to pick out the specific blah-blah (ury)
20. Nominate her for president of the SOA (ury)
21. Sign her up for an actuarial exam (ury)
22. Tell her you know she wants more time alone with the kids, so you made plans to go out with friends tonight. (ury)
23. The entire Pampered Chef company (CC)

[Coffee Coffee]

Originally Posted by Anthemyst

You know, I was being flip but you could actually get her one of those "I adopted an elephant from the WWF" things or whatever.

Do the elephants wrestle in jello?

[DownInTexas]

9. A time machine so you can go back a week and actually do this right (ury)

I think we all know what would actually happen if BC got a time machine; it would involve going back a decade rather than a week.

[campbell]

Originally Posted by urysohn

One of these days we're going to have a list where "nominate ___ for president of the SOA" does not seem like a fun option to me. Today is not that day.

I've got my nominating muscles all ready & toned.

Not that it's come to much

[Vorian Atreides]

50 Things Browncoat can do slash buy for Mrs Browncoat today, on their 14th Anniversary.

1. Chocolate (clearly not a main course, but something that should happen anyway, buy me some while you're at it) (AE)
2. Mrs. Browncoat (AE)
3. Ensure she is out of the house, find her present and hide/remove it, so it seems like she has nothing for you also (AE)
4. Buy flowers (r)
5. Write a (sappy) 14-line sonnet (r)
6. Doesn't matter, you waited to long and now you're screwed. And not in the good way. (ury)
7. Mrs Browncoat says all she needs is your sweet, sweet lovin'. IRL Mrs B says you better supplement that with something nice. (ury)
8. Something sweet and romantic that shows how much you really care. You know, like one of those figurines you can find at Hallmark. Just grab the first one you see, all that shit looks the same anyway and you can tell her you picked out a special one just for her. (ury)
9. A time machine so you can go back a week and actually do this right (ury)
10. Something small. Next year's 15. Don't want to set the bar too high this year. (ury)
11. Dick in a box? (ury)
12. Justin Timberlake's dick in a box (ury)
13. Special-ordered NBC primetime viewing package for the Olympics. Better tell her you ordered this one ahead of time, which is why she's been able to watch the Olympics this week. (ury)
14. Name a star after her. (ury)
15. According to Wikipedia, the 14th anniversary is Ivory. The only thing you can get her that is both traditional and ethical, then, is a pet elephant.(Amy)
16. Homemade wood-worked product. Something that looks nice but which you can complete in 15-20 minutes after you get home (ury)
17. Sign her up for a free fantasy football team (ury)
18. Tickets to a ______; depends on what's local to you. Buy and print out online (ury)
19. Amazon.com gift certificate. Find a nice story to go with it, i.e. wanted to get her blah-blah but knew she'd like to pick out the specific blah-blah (ury)
20. Nominate her for president of the SOA (ury)
21. Sign her up for an actuarial exam (ury)
22. Tell her you know she wants more time alone with the kids, so you made plans to go out with friends tonight. (ury)
23. The entire Pampered Chef company (CC)
24. Send her a link to the tandem limericks thread (VA)
25. Get her an AO alt and a guaranteed slot as an EC on the next EC game (VA)

[Anthemyst]

Originally Posted by Coffee Coffee

Do the elephants wrestle in jello?

What don't they wrestle in?

[Vorian Atreides]

BC: on a more serious note . . . get reservations at Harry Hausen's and take her there.

[Vorian Atreides]

50 Things Browncoat can do slash buy for Mrs Browncoat today, on their 14th Anniversary.

1. Chocolate (clearly not a main course, but something that should happen anyway, buy me some while you're at it) (AE)
2. Mrs. Browncoat (AE)
3. Ensure she is out of the house, find her present and hide/remove it, so it seems like she has nothing for you also (AE)
4. Buy flowers (r)
5. Write a (sappy) 14-line sonnet (r)
6. Doesn't matter, you waited to long and now you're screwed. And not in the good way. (ury)
7. Mrs Browncoat says all she needs is your sweet, sweet lovin'. IRL Mrs B says you better supplement that with something nice. (ury)
8. Something sweet and romantic that shows how much you really care. You know, like one of those figurines you can find at Hallmark. Just grab the first one you see, all that shit looks the same anyway and you can tell her you picked out a special one just for her. (ury)
9. A time machine so you can go back a week and actually do this right (ury)
10. Something small. Next year's 15. Don't want to set the bar too high this year. (ury)
11. Dick in a box? (ury)
12. Justin Timberlake's dick in a box (ury)
13. Special-ordered NBC primetime viewing package for the Olympics. Better tell her you ordered this one ahead of time, which is why she's been able to watch the Olympics this week. (ury)
14. Name a star after her. (ury)
15. According to Wikipedia, the 14th anniversary is Ivory. The only thing you can get her that is both traditional and ethical, then, is a pet elephant.(Amy)
16. Homemade wood-worked product. Something that looks nice but which you can complete in 15-20 minutes after you get home (ury)
17. Sign her up for a free fantasy football team (ury)
18. Tickets to a ______; depends on what's local to you. Buy and print out online (ury)
19. Amazon.com gift certificate. Find a nice story to go with it, i.e. wanted to get her blah-blah but knew she'd like to pick out the specific blah-blah (ury)
20. Nominate her for president of the SOA (ury)
21. Sign her up for an actuarial exam (ury)
22. Tell her you know she wants more time alone with the kids, so you made plans to go out with friends tonight. (ury)
23. The entire Pampered Chef company (CC)
24. Send her a link to the tandem limericks thread (VA)
25. Get her an AO alt and a guaranteed slot as an EC on the next EC game (VA)
26. Reservations at Harry Hausen's (VA)

[Vorian Atreides]