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Old 02-05-2007, 12:24 PM
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They've cured AIDS. Or so they claim.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7...360816,00.html
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"After seven long years of arduous work, Iranian scientists here on Saturday introduced a herbal medicine which cures Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS)," Fars reported.


"The drug named 'IMOD' is completely effective and safe with no proven side effects," Iran's Minister of Health Kamran Bagheri Lankarani claimed during a ceremony.


"The world should know today that the capable Iranian nation, relying on its own youths and scientists, has now conquered the peaks of knowledge and science," Ahmadinejad declared during his speech.
now I can definitely sleep better at night
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Old 02-05-2007, 12:30 PM
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I hope it's true.
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When I lived in Africa, I met a local herbologist that already had a cure for AIDS. I hope he patented it. That would put the Iranians in their place.
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When I lived in Africa, I met a local herbologist that already had a cure for AIDS. I hope he patented it. That would put the Iranians in their place.
was his name Eckman?
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I heard a monkey bit an African on the butt and that caused AIDS.
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On the moon, AIDS can jump 10x as high.
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I gues it's easier to cure AIDS when you've stoned 90% of the people who have contracted it.
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Make up some more lies about Iran.
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Make up some more lies about Iran.
I can't keep up with your lies about the United States.
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