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Old 11-16-2007, 10:32 AM
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My buddy created his own version of the houdini in college. In his version, when she turns around, you punch her in the face.

This one you can also only use once, maybe twice, on the same girl.
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Old 11-16-2007, 11:25 AM
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dude........throw in a NSFW with a link like that.
the website is URBANDICTIONARY.com. Can't you assume it is going to be NSFW? If he would have made it a link without showing the address, maybe it would have deserved an "NSFW".
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Mine is the patent number assigned to the invention by my great grandfather, now deceased, John O. McKean of a yarn-compensating device for creels.
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Jasper is a fictional Jamaican jazzman in the Hoyle Card Games software. He is one of the characters you can choose to play the games with. "Jasper" was taken though, and I hate appending screen names with sequential numbers (e.g. "Jasper1"). Then I randomly thought about what 0.7734 upside down on a calculator looks like.
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Short for "Bamafanna bo bamma me my mo mamma, Eugene"
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:17 AM
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I was joking with my compadres here about things we'll never see in life, such as sports-type trading cards of actuaries, or a bunch of groupies standing outside the building waiting for the actuaries to come out so they could scream & chase them down the street (ala the Beatles). I don't take exams, I'm just a data jockey, so they call me the groupie.
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Old 08-22-2008, 10:39 AM
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This is an alt. My other username was so obvious I was afraid I would get outed. So now my username really is Obvious.

It doesn't really matter since I hardly ever post anything.
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