Job Description

[Harry]

Can someone please post the job description for US President? Thanks!

"It's harder and harder trying to do the Lord's work in the city of Satan," McCain said of Washington.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080307/...l_pr/mccain_36

[Listeria]

I'm not voting for this anti-Satanic b******.

[T-MLB]

U.S. President Job Description:

Term 1
First two years: Don't f*** things up to the point that the house and senate are won by the other party
Next two years: Get re-elected
Term 2
First two years: Same as term 1
Next two years: Don't f*** things up to the point that your party's nominee distances his/her self from you

[General Apathy]

Job Description U.S. President

Minimum Requirements: Must be at least 35 years old

Must be a Citizen of the United States

Must have lived in the United States for at least 14 years

Term of Employment: 4 years, with the possibility of a second 4 years

Salary: $400,000 plus

$ 50,000 expenses

$ 40,000 transportation

free room and board

Job Responsibilities: Choose cabinet members

Command the armed forces of the country

Meet with leaders of foreign countries

Make treaties with foreign countries

Appoint judges and ambassadors

Propose new laws

Sign bills into law and veto bills

Protect and defend the laws of the United States

Pardon criminals

Report to Congress once a year

[Harry]

You forgot to mention doing the Lord's work.

[Drinks]

Originally Posted by Harry

You forgot to mention doing the Lord's work.

Didn't McCain's wife claim that McCain was the only person who could fix America's broken soul?

[Harry]

Originally Posted by Diatribical Idiot

If someone said something about robbing Peter to pay Paul, I suppose you'd start asking who this Peter guy is. And that would almost be as thread-worthy as this is.

And you probably thought that was a witty reply.

[Harry]

Originally Posted by Drinks

Didn't McCain's wife claim that McCain was the only person who could fix America's broken soul?

No, she was his wealthy mistress that made him leave his wife and kicking off his political career. I think you're confusing him with another candidate...

[Drinks]

Originally Posted by Harry

No, she was his wealthy mistress that made him leave his wife and kicking off his political career. I think you're confusing him with another candidate...

What's this about Hillary's mistress?

[Harry]

Originally Posted by Diatribical Idiot

Not so much witty, as simply appropriate. The devil is in the details. Really. The real devil is.

I heard that the devil is in Washington DC. Really.