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Old 12-23-2001, 08:44 PM
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Because of many complaints
I must learn to write
In Haiku

Here's my autobiography
Short as it is
Just for you
In Haiku

Asset allocation,
Social Security
Andy Lang
Says so

Two baby boys
Robert Thomas
And Eric Andrew
Identical

Ho Ho Ho
Here's a Happy Holiday
Haiku for you
Ho Ho Ho
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Old 12-26-2001, 10:14 AM
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Happy Holidays Andy, but none of those were haikus.
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Old 12-26-2001, 10:54 AM
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Flora, don't confuse him with facts. We're trying to break the "feeding habit," too, but it is very hard to do.
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Old 12-26-2001, 05:25 PM
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I thought a haiku
was five and seven and five.
Anybody know?


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Old 12-26-2001, 11:02 PM
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Happy holidays Andy.
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Old 12-27-2001, 12:37 AM
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From M-W:

Main Entry: haiˇku
Pronunciation: 'hI-(")kü
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural haiku
Etymology: Japanese
Date: 1902
: an unrhymed verse form of Japanese origin having three lines containing usually 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively; also : a poem in this form usually having a seasonal reference


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Old 12-27-2001, 10:45 AM
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I think that Andy must've been concentrating on correct spelling.
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Old 12-27-2001, 04:01 PM
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I now they have 5,7,5--I was just warming up, getting the 17 right first.

5,7,5 is like a fat-tailed normal distribution, which is close to how the financial markets work--something that the good folks at Long-term Capital forgot about and so did Kenneth Lay and Schilling at Enron.

But the latter will have along time to mull it over in prison, perhaps.

Ammie--Merry Xmas to you and a happy new year!

Have you been following the good Sarge?<G>. What in the world is HE doing on this board?

Actually you should have seen what happened in a prior actuarial board with the ex-Chief Labor Minister for General Pinochet--Jose Pinera--now working for Cato--when I made some not too nice comments about Pinochet and Chile's terrible and failed and scammed privatized SS system--which Jose put into place.

He actually came on and did a sterling defense of the good General--as he put it--'The most misunderstood person in the world'.

Although that forum is history, I printed out the entire thread for safekeeping--amazing stuff.

Pinochet was almost imprisoned for life--only getting off when they dicided he was too old and sick--and they are still digging up stuff on him and his bad boys and how right-wing Republicans in the CIA helped put the man in power.

The current evidence points to Kissinger, under Nixon, who gave the order to the CIA to do it. He has been served with a summons and will now have to answer in court.

Many more will follow when all the Freedom of Information stuff comes out--watch Bush try and use Executive Priviledge to squelch his daddy's papers from being made public.
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Old 12-27-2001, 09:37 PM
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A long Andy post
Rambles and strays from topic.
Surprised we are not.
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Old 12-29-2001, 06:03 PM
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A long Andy post
Connecting the dots for you...
but you still fail test.
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