Anyone know how to get rid of a rooster?

[think888]

Apparently a rooster found his way into my suburban neighborhood, and apparently he really hates the sun. He yells at the sun for two hours every morning.

I don't mind the sun so much, but I hate that rooster. Anyone have any ideas how to get rid of it?

[SamTheEagle]

Gotta find a way to block that cock.

[Gary Wright]

Poison. Otherwise a bait chicken might get him close enough to sneak up on him, but you're still going to have to play athlete and if he has his dewclaws, he'll scratch the $hit out of you. If you get a hold of him, twist his neck.

I'm still opting for poison, just don't tell anyone you're doing it, and watch out for neighborhood pets. They're a pain in the ass (the roosters and the loose pets both, I guess, but especially the roosters).

[think888]

thanks for the heads-up on the claws thing. I did not know that. I thought I would only have to worry if someone attached knives to its wings.

[Pseudolus]

Print out a bunch of copies of this and post around the neighborhood. He'll leave.

Spoiler:

[The President]

Send him to Kauai.

[Drinks]

[FormLetter]

Have you tried asking him to leave?

[LifeAct]

You could use this to block the sun. That way that Rooster gets to stay, and you get to sleep as late as you want.

It's a win-win

[Pseudolus]

Hire one of these guys: http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...313926,00.html