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Old 07-08-2008, 04:29 PM
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Looks like we follow Alice down the rabbit hole or become dragon lunch!
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Old 07-08-2008, 04:35 PM
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I vote dragons. They're less scary than Alice's wonderland.
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i haven't asked that many questions. just for my stuff back and to join you...
Really?

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so are you guys going to keep standing around and talking or help me!!?
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what are you all doing out here in the forest anyway?
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and yeah, can i please have my stuff?
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I'm going to need it if you'll let me join your mission... but no one has really told me what that is yet?

I have nothing else to do and don't know where i am, so... may i join you?
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well, if you give me back my weapons and i attack, aren't there a whole bunch of you I'd have to deal with all by myself?
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Old 07-08-2008, 04:36 PM
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Who has weapons that might help against a dragon or wyvern? I've got a maul and daggers, which sound more like stuff for close encounters with goblins.
The party has voted that Gimli stay out and battle this beast while they all take refuge inside the tunnel. They all run in and hide and the beast lands beside Gimli, easy standing at least five times taller than him with huge spikes on his tail and very nasty, poison dripping teeth. The dwarf swings his maul over and over again but it just bounces off the tough scales of the wyvern. With one bite, the dwarf is cleaved in two and the top half quickly disappears down the wyvern's throat. The bottom half wiggles, almost as if trying to run away before following the first half.

Wait, what? Sorry, fell asleep there for a minute. Continue on.
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Old 07-08-2008, 04:36 PM
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you might notice a lot of those are repeats... and what is your problem anyway?
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Old 07-08-2008, 04:37 PM
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Not to mis-lead our newly found rouge...but how valuable is her equipment?
We found even more makeup on the trail? Wow, we're going to be a well-dressed party. (Sorry, ldancer, it just still cracks me up.)

I vote we let her join us. In theory, she has at least some knowledge of what lies ahead.

I also vote we get out of the way of the flying thing.
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Old 07-08-2008, 04:39 PM
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Who has weapons that might help against a dragon or wyvern? I've got a maul and daggers, which sound more like stuff for close encounters with goblins.
I've just got daggers as weapons, but I have a few spells that might help.
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Old 07-08-2008, 04:43 PM
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We found even more makeup on the trail? Wow, we're going to be a well-dressed party. (Sorry, ldancer, it just still cracks me up.)

I vote we let her join us. In theory, she has at least some knowledge of what lies ahead.

I also vote we get out of the way of the flying thing.
Thats fine...to be honest I didnt notice what the hell you were talking about for a while...I will try to check my spelling better....

Fine she will join us...even though I am not fond of her attitude.

Yeah sure...lets get to a far more suitable underground environment.
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Old 07-08-2008, 04:44 PM
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Sir Kumferrence sizes up the halfling, attempting to assess whether her motives are as she claims.

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Insight: 2 + 7 = 9


Apparently I think she's trustworthy. I vote we let her have her weapons. We're able to take care of an upstart rogue if need be. Much better than messing with stray dragons.

Sir Kumferrence heads into the tunnel
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Old 07-08-2008, 04:46 PM
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so what is your spell that might help fight it?


i'm out for the night... see you all tomorrow
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