Chick finds bat in her bra

[erosewater]

When Abbie Hawkins felt a strange vibrating sensation in her bra while at work she simply assumed that it was her mobile phone ringing.
The hotel receptionist was therefore rather taken aback to discover that it was actually a bat that had made its home in her underwear – and that it had been there all morning.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...iving-BRA.html

It's worth it for the re-creation of the scene.

[kamek85]

I smell another marketing ploy...

[Surfohio]

Originally Posted by erosewater

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...iving-BRA.html

It's worth it for the re-creation of the scene.

Lucky bat

[Steve Grondin]

I thought this was an A-Rod divorce thread.

Carry on.

[Seldon]

Originally Posted by erosewater

It's worth it for the re-creation of the scene.

That's good stuff.

[Person Man]

A: Ah Hello, I'm Bounder of Adventure.
C: Hello, my name's Smoketoomuch.
A: What?
C: My name's Smoketoomuch, Mr. Smoketoomuch.
A: Well <humouredly> you'd better cut down a little then.
<pause>
C: I'm sorry?
A: You'd better cut down a little then.
<pause>
C: Oh I see, Smoketoomuch so I'd better cut down a little then.
A: Yes <laughing> I expect you get people making jokes about your name all the time.
C: No actually. It never struck me before. Smoketoomuch. Tahaha heh heh.
A: Anyway, you're interested in one of our holidays are you?
C: Yes that's right, I saw your advert in the bolour supplement.
A: The what?
C: The bolour supplement.
A: The colour supplement?
C: Yes thats right. Im afraid I cant say the letter B
A: C?
C: Yes. Its all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a Sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.
A: Ah, a cat?
C: No a bat.
A: Well can you say the letter K?
C: Oh yes, Khaki, Kettle, Kipling, Kuwait, Kings Bollege Bambridge.
A: Well why dont you say the letter K, instead of the letter C?
C: What, you mean spell bolour with a K.
A: Right.
C: Kolour.
A: Yes.
C: Ah that's very good. I never thought of that before. What a silly bunt.

[H.R. Paperstacks]

Once I included chick in the title of a thread, it didn't do so well.

[Judy Dench's Beach Party]

i don't believe it

[Kid Notorious]

Originally Posted by djerry81

Once I included chick in the title of a thread, it didn't do so well.

I think chicks who take offense to the term "chick" are wound up too tightly, and they just need to re-lax. I refer to myself as a chick all the time. It's all good.

Hell, I'd rather be called "chick" than "ma'am" or "woman" or "lady" any day.

Oh, and that chick in the story has nice knockers. I wish I were that bat.

[douglan]

this thread is the highlight of my day