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Old 07-15-2008, 08:11 PM
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Default Elderly women get life for insurance killings.

Murders staged to look like hit and run accidents!
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This is why we need to fix Social Security folks.
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This is why we need to fix Social Security folks.
I don't think they are reproducing at that age.
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The California DOI needs to look into the companies that sold the policies. There is a clear lack of insurable interest.
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Isn't there some guy out there who's faked his own death a couple of times for mulitmillion policies from a major insurer?
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Isn't there some guy out there who's faked his own death a couple of times for mulitmillion policies from a major insurer?
I know there is a guy who has faked heart attacks to get out of paying restaurant bills and other things. So, probably has happened.
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"It's your fault," Rutterschmidt told Golay. "You can't have that many insurances. ... You were greedy. That's the problem."
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