Responsible powerball winner

[Happy Extinction]

Who says people can't handle their affairs when they win the lottery?

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[Il duce]

The briefcase, cash and checks were later found behind a Dumpster on the property, Morris said.

So why did the thieves put the cash and checks behind the dumpster? Are the thieves in West virginia as dumb as the lottery winners?

[Darth Tater]

Notice the smiling wife in the rear.

This guy needs to surrender his winnings, distribute them to me, and allow me to "enjoy gambling" and "frequent strip joints".

Gimme a flippin' break!!

[Wolverine]

Originally Posted by NormanPaperman

So why did the thieves put the cash and checks behind the dumpster? Are the thieves in West virginia as dumb as the lottery winners?

I thought I heard on the morning news today that he said he had around $800,000 with him. It sounds like the thief might still have made off with around $250,000!

[McUSA]

Isn't that the same guy who tithed his winnings to his local church causing a bit of a ruckus? (some parishioners did not want to take gambling money).

[Maine-iac]

Yep. That's him.

[Loner]

I thought the rich guys "order in" for this stuff...

[Happy Extinction]

The plot thickens

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,94112,00.html

[rafkooch]

Whittaker claimed a $113 million cash option after winning a record $314.9 million jackpot on Christmas Day. The day he collected his lump sum payment, he said he would tithe 10 percent of his winnings to charity, and he has donated at least $3 million to various churches.

Looks like he still has a few million to go.

[Cynical Realist]

I hate it when a poor young stripper like Misty is turned to the dark side by an evil, dishonest club owner. It's just so sad.

What's even sadder is that the guy took a $113 million in cash, and he's still frequenting West Virginia Strip Clubs. I think he could afford a higher class of girls. Wonder how much he's dropped gambling so far? I think I'd relocate to Vegas - at least have fun with the money.