Tandem Limericks

[rekrap]

There once was a baby dragon
Who had a little red wagon
He'd set it on fire
Down to the tire

[Maine-iac]

There once was a baby dragon
Who had a little red wagon
He'd set it on fire
Down to the tire
And then cry because it was saggin'

[Maine-iac]

I told my sweetheart there were apples to pick.

[rekrap]

I told my sweetheart there were apples to pick.
And he said, that's only fun if you're a chick.

[Browncoat]

I told my sweetheart there were apples to pick.
And he said, "that's only fun if you're a chick."
So I killed him with an axe

[antisyst3m]

I told my sweetheart there were apples to pick.
And he said, "that's only fun if you're a chick."
So I killed him with an axe
And took off his slacks

[DyalDragon]

I told my sweetheart there were apples to pick.
And he said, "that's only fun if you're a chick."
So I killed him with an axe
And took off his slacks
And mounted his head on a stick

[DyalDragon]

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If only I had some more time
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[rekrap]

I once found a really good rhyme
If only I had some more time
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[Doctor Who]

I once found a really good rhyme
If only I had some more time
I could have posted it on the AO
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