Tandem Limericks

[BG5150]

There once was a pirate named Lunt

[Vorian Atreides]

There once was a pirate named Lunt
From the prank plank he does not punt

[DyalDragon]

There once was a pirate named Lunt
From the prank plank he does not punt
He'll go for the pass

[Maine-iac]

There once was a pirate named Lunt
From the prank plank he does not punt
He'll go for the pass
With his trusty windlass

[Browncoat]

There once was a pirate named Lunt
From the prank plank he does not punt
He'll go for the pass
With his trusty windlass
And a reverse flea flicker stunt.

[Browncoat]

So, in thinking of a new line for a starter, I thought it might be fun to do a line in Klingon. Searching for Klingon Limerick led me to this:




bomwIj yI'Ij! na'vIy be' 'IH bop.
jatlhpu' ghaH, << ma'IQqu'taHvIS, malop. >>
jatlhpu' tera'ngan,
<< panDo'ra' wIDan! >>
ja'pu' na'vIy, << Sa'HutwIj SuD yIchop. >>


In English/DI'vI' Hol:

Listen to my song! It's about a beautiful Na'vi girl.
She said, "When we're really sad, we party."
A human said,
"We're going to occupy Pandora!"
The Na'vi girl said, "Kiss my blue @ss!"

[Browncoat]

Listen to my song! It's about a beautiful Na'vi girl.

[Maine-iac]

Listen to my song! It's about a beautiful Na'vi girl.
(I don't usually do Klingon but I'll give it a whirl.)

[DyalDragon]

Listen to my song! It's about a beautiful Na'vi girl.
(I don't usually do Klingon but I'll give it a whirl.)
I'm predicting a flop

[Vorian Atreides]

Listen to my song! It's about a beautiful Na'vi girl.
(I don't usually do Klingon but I'll give it a whirl.)
I'm predicting a flop
Who cares! malop!