Thread for Posters to Try to get their man cards back

[Man Card Lawyer]

Hello, I'm Man Card Lawyer. I'm here to offer my services to anyone who lost their man cards. I'll argue in front of man card judge on you're behalf to try to get your man cards reinstated.

Thanks, and I look forward to working with you.

man card lawyer, esq.

[Not Paul Harvey]

Hey, you've got great hair. What kind of product do you use?

[Man Card Lawyer]

Originally Posted by Not Paul Harvey

Hey, you've got great hair. What kind of product do you use?

dippity-doo.

[Ginormous76]

Besides Sean Archer, who doesn't have their man card?

[Man Card Lawyer]

Originally Posted by Ginormous76

Besides Sean Archer, who doesn't have their man card?

Revoked Sean Archer, MatthewJames, Gentle Giant, , That Goblin, mlschop, Loner, Dr T Non-Fan, JohnLocke, bg23516, A Bloody Shame, Man Card Judge, UNCORRELATED LAY, kolya23, ahow, Da Bears!, The Spocker, accobra kid, glassjaws

[Ginormous76]

Originally Posted by Man Card Lawyer

Revoked Sean Archer, MatthewJames, Gentle Giant, , That Goblin, mlschop, Loner, Dr T Non-Fan, JohnLocke, bg23516, A Bloody Shame, Man Card Judge, UNCORRELATED LAY, kolya23, ahow, Da Bears!, The Spocker, accobra kid, glassjaws

Wait, how can Man Card Judge decide who gets their man card back if he himself doesn't have his mancard? Wouldn't that be like a judge in prison deciding who should be allowed to go free?

[Hugh Jass]

Originally Posted by Ginormous76

Wait, how can Man Card Judge decide who gets their man card back if he himself doesn't have his mancard? Wouldn't that be like a judge in prison deciding who should be allowed to go free?

There is no man card judge. Do an advanced seearch on that name.

[RF Court]

Originally Posted by Man Card Lawyer

Hello, I'm Man Card Lawyer. I'm here to offer my services to anyone who lost their man cards. I'll argue in front of man card judge on you're behalf to try to get your man cards reinstated.

Thanks, and I look forward to working with you.

man card lawyer, esq.

Man Card Judge works under the jurisdiction of the RF Court. (RF=AO for you newbs). Because of that little incident involving Barry Manilow, Man Card Judge has been temporarily banned from hearing any more cases until the investigation has been fully completed. This, of course, could take months. Registering of such a name has been rendered pointless.

In the meantime, The RF Court has agreed to personally hear all such cases.

[Inconceivable]

Everyone who lost their man card will only solidify their pansy status by hiring a lawyer.

There are 3 sure fire ways to get your card back:

1) Make a bacon explosion sandwich (you take 2 bacon explosion “rolls” and put 4 pounds of bacon between them, eat it and if you live – you’re back in;
2) Wrestle a bear and if you win make him eat your bacon sandwich;
3) Have a 3some where the girls take turns pleasuring you, each other and eating your bacon explosion.

Short of any of these, you’re on the outside looking in. You do all three and you’re crowned the new man king.

[MAX.]

Originally Posted by Hugh Jass

There is no man card judge. Do an advanced seearch on that name.

There was a Man Card Judge but when his Man Card was revoked, he deleted his posts and moved on. I was disspointed that he wasn't man enough to stick around and fight.