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Don't put it in your mattress.
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and also... tell your kids to leave your stuff alone
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I've often dreamed about making up a story like this.
E.g., saying I won the powerball and then lost/buried/whatever the winning ticket in the podunk town that I grew up in, just so that a whole bunch of people would drive there & help the local economy...you know -- buying shovels & groceries & such. Also, there was an image of the virgin mary on my ticket. Then, about a week later, I could say, "Oh, here it is. In my wallet. And the numbers don't even match. Huh. Whatta' know."
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There was a news story in NY about a couple that was tearing their house apart looking for a lottery ticket before the one-year deadline to claim was up. It was "their" numbers, they had tickets for drawings before and after, and it was known that the winning ticket was sold at the place they normally bought tickets. Sadly I don't think they found it.
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Wasn't this an episode on Spongebob Squarepants? Did they have to fight the guard worm to get the mattress back?
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Further, I could just claim that I was in [insert state here] on business that day. Of course, then I'd have a lot of explaining to do as far as my wife is concerned. Maybe this isn't such a good idea afterall.
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