Specific Romantic Advice #5

[Evil Twin]

Ok. When I go to bars, I reach a point. Somewhere around 2 whiskeys + 2 beers... I look around. I say to myself. "That woman who just smiled at me. I'm totally not into her. But it just doesn't look like its gonna happen tonight. But going home with her is sure a lot better than going home alone."

Is that a problem?
Also, what's the best way to get rid of her the next morning?

[Golddigger]

Originally Posted by Evil Twin

Ok. When I go to bars, I reach a point. Somewhere around 2 whiskeys + 2 beers... I look around. I say to myself. "That woman who just smiled at me. I'm totally not into her. But it just doesn't look like its gonna happen tonight. But going home with her is sure a lot better than going home alone."

Is that a problem?
Also, what's the best way to get rid of her the next morning?

Thats no problem at all, gettin some action is never a problem. In the morning just keep calling her random girl names, she'll get pissed off and leave. You could also just tell her to leave after the deed is done, that is if you really are the Evil Twin!

[Keep It Real, Yo]

As long as you don't give her a promise ring it's all good.

[Dave]

You should never give up so early. Give it 5 or 6 more beers. That hideous slut will still be there. She's a last minute option. And at that point she might even seemh appealing. In the morning, just be friendly. When she asks you to ask for her number, just say you don't have a phone. She'll get the idea. You're welcome.

[johnny storm]

Originally Posted by Dave

When she asks you to ask for her number, just say you don't have a phone. She'll get the idea. You're welcome.

Totally unnecessary advice. ET is completely capable of not getting her number without your help.

If you're a rude prick, you can pretty much say "Thanks, hope you had fun, but now it's time for you to go". I had a friend who claimed he regularly used that line exactly. I mean, really, does it matter?

Otherwise, just as soon as you wake up, tell her that you have to meet somebody at 11:00 (or whatever 20 minutes from now is). Make sure you have an actual story for what you're doing. Does it need to be more complicated than that?

And the only problem is if you lie to her (I really like you or some bs), and even then it's nbd, she knows what's up. But if you don't lie, even better.

[ElDucky]

Tell her you are gay but you thought she looked enough like a man that you could sleep with her.

[Da Bears!]

Originally Posted by Evil Twin

Ok. When I go to bars...

You're doing it wrong.

[Keep It Real, Yo]

Shouldn't this be "specific weird situation advice"? Not a lot of romance in the described situation.

[ShebaPoe]

one of your lousier trolling attempts, ET.

Originally Posted by johnny storm

Totally unnecessary advice. ET is completely capable of not getting her number without your help.

seriously though, never go back to your house. always go to her place.