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Old 08-20-2009, 04:45 PM
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Default Shoes that make you look taller.
I recently ordered shows from China that make you look 3 inches taller. They're are like high heels, but for men. I'm 5'9''-5'10'' without the new shoes. Do you believe that they will help me attract a mate? I'm really excited to get out there and get a return on my investment.
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Some girls do like taller guys. But I'm imagining these shoes making you look ridiculous and counteracting any of the affect of being "taller".
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I need a pic of these shoes.
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Much like a padded bra, the effects will be short lived. Actually, probably more short lived because a lot of guys don't seem to care once the bra comes off that they are smaller than he thought because, well, he has naked boobs in front of him. The shoes will just make the girls run for the hills.
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If you find a girl into disco, then maybe, but you need the suit that goes with it.
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I recently ordered shows from China that make you look 3 inches taller.
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If you find a girl into disco, then maybe, but you need the suit that goes with it.
Don't said shoes have to have a live fish in the bottom?
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Do they look like this:

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