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Old 09-16-2009, 09:56 PM
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There was a terrible blizzard one day and it was terrible. I had to build a snow fort. There was another blizzard the next day and it was the mother of all storms. 23937 people died. It was that terrible.

Behold it is what I make wish to clear. We are fed on food and drink, even thow it is the cheepest barley and river water. Why then vain so does option add even a thousand milk cakes and honey pastries and the elaborate and un neccissarilied varied kinds of wine and countless liquours? Many of you who would subsist on leeks and greens ingest the instead fruits and cheese of the snowman whoremonger.

When snow does come I see the message bad disk bad disk. What does it mean? It means you are to stupid to even know what it means. I have seen the great tragidy. It is not near the Sun's summer rising nor his Winter but not far. When the Deluge submerged the earth within its zombie waves it will be not feeble senility but cruel cruel death. That's how terrible it is.
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:03 PM
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:08 PM
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That storm sounds terrible. That's how terrible it is.
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But what does it mean for those of us fed on beer and pretzels?
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:31 PM
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Old 09-17-2009, 04:49 PM
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I don't even care if it's an alt from someone I can't otherwise stand (who knows, anyway?)
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