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Old 12-16-2009, 02:50 PM
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Default Man comes home one night...
and says to his wife, "Baby, pack your bags i won the lottery!"

Wife replies "WOW REALLY?!1! Should i pack for warm weather or cold weather?"

husband: "I don't care just get the **** out"

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There was a report on Local 10 on TV about a South Florida man who won the lottery jackpot and left his wife who had their home foreclosed on. Apparently now, the wife now will be put on the streets in less than a week.

According to reports, the woman's name is Donna Campbell. Campbell was given to this passing Tuesday evening to leave her home that she once shared with her departed husband.

Her husband, Arnim Ramdass, is said to have won $19 million in a June 2007 lottery jackpot. He kept it secret from his wife apparently, and one day took off with his money so he wouldn't have to share. Since leaving, Ramdass has not payed the mortgage on their home.

According to reports, Ramdass has completely disappeared with all the money. His wife though, is determined to find him and get divorced and half the money. She's been spending the last few days packing up her things. A moving company decided to move in and help Campbell after seeing her story on Local 10.

You can bet that the husband is running as fast as he can. It's obvious he has no intention of sharing that money. But there could be other circumstances we don't know about as of yet.
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/or...12273790.shtml

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Old 12-16-2009, 02:52 PM
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Rammed ass?

Ramdass could be Hugh Jass's next username.
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Old 12-16-2009, 03:05 PM
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and says to his wife, "Baby, pack your bags i won the lottery!"

Wife replies "WOW REALLY?!1! Should i pack for warm weather or cold weather?"

husband: "I don't care just get the **** out"



http://www.postchronicle.com/news/or...12273790.shtml
lol, just a yellowcard?
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Rammed ass?

Ramdass could be Hugh Jass's next username.


oh, crap!
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Old 12-16-2009, 03:09 PM
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is this a case where the name fits the job - Ramdass
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Rammed ass?

Ramdass could be Hugh Jass's next username.
2nd cousin once removed?
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If this woman ever catches up to him, he will have to change his last name to Reemdass after she and the courts get done with him.
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new phonebook listing: ass, ramd
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Ramdass: Are you an assassin?
Bounty Hunter: I'm a hunter.
Ramdass: Your neither. Your an errand boy...sent by divorce courts...to collect a bill.
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he was tiger's 22nd transgression and was paid $19mil to keep quiet and get lost.
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