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Old 03-09-2010, 12:46 PM
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So, this morning I'm in the bathroom and a guy walks up to the stall next to me ... ON THE CELL PHONE.

I'm hearing his wife prattle on. More importantly, she must be able to hear what's going on in the bathroom. I don't care if she hears her husband take a whiz, but seriously ... she has to hear me leak the Kade rocket?

What's wrong with people?
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Old 03-09-2010, 12:49 PM
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What are you, moaning with delight? What kind of noise do you make while urinating that can be heard through someone else's cell phone?
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What are you, moaning with delight? What kind of noise do you make while urinating that can be heard through someone else's cell phone?
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Old 03-09-2010, 12:53 PM
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So, this morning I'm in the bathroom and a guy walks up to the stall next to me ... ON THE CELL PHONE.
Was it a census worker? I told you that you should've taken a poop at the first warning letter. They'll get the data any way they need to, you know?
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There is a guy on this floor in another office who does moan with delight taking a leak. It's disturbing.
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So, this morning I'm in the bathroom and a guy walks up to the stall next to me ... ON THE CELL PHONE.

I'm hearing his wife prattle on. More importantly, she must be able to hear what's going on in the bathroom. I don't care if she hears her husband take a whiz, but seriously ... she has to hear me leak the Kade rocket?

What's wrong with people?
That's when you just need to let one rip, or loudly proclaim your relief...
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