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Old 04-16-2010, 10:08 AM
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PHILADELPHIA - A New Jersey man is facing charges after police say he intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl and her father in the stands during a Phillies game.

Twenty-one-year-old Matthew Clemmens, of Cherry Hill, N.J., was arraigned Friday on charges stemming from his behavior at Wednesday night's Phillies-Nationals game.

Police say Clemmens made himself vomit on an off-duty police captain and his daughter after a companion was kicked out for unruly behavior.

Easton police Capt. Michael Vangelo says he saw Clemmens put his fingers down his throat. Philadelphia police say Clemmens also punched Vangelo and vomited on an arresting officer.

Clemmens is in custody on charges including assault and harassment. Bail is $12,000. His listed phone number is disconnected.
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Old 04-16-2010, 10:12 AM
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But wouldn't watching the Nationals make anyone vomit??
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Cross off "Sports Fan," and you're right.
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Old 04-16-2010, 10:21 AM
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Cross off "Sports Fan," and you're right.
replace "New Jersey" with "Philadelphia" and you're right
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Old 04-16-2010, 10:24 AM
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I dunno about typical... Did he Snooki-punch the little girl afterwards?
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Old 04-16-2010, 10:26 AM
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If you lived in New Jersey had had to deal with the smell, you'd have constant urge to vomit too.
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replace "New Jersey" with "Philadelphia" and you're right
This is what I was wondering, whether or not he was a Phili's fan or a Nationals fan.
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If you lived in New Jersey had had to deal with the smell, you'd have constant urge to vomit too.
New Jersey, near where I live. We go there once-twice a week. The restaurant at the top (up where that huge building is) is pretty damn good, too.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...5f/Natirar.JPG

(eek, posted it as image. It's huge (twss)).
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New Jersey, near where I live.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...5f/Natirar.JPG

(eek, posted it as image. It's huge (twss)).
Wow, what a dump.
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I find men are pretty simple creatures, actually...just figure out what they like (BJs, chicken pot pie, good scotch, whatever) and then give them lots of it, and they're pretty compliant.

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New Jersey, near where I live. We go there once-twice a week. The restaurant at the top (up where that huge building is) is pretty damn good, too.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...5f/Natirar.JPG

(eek, posted it as image. It's huge (twss)).
As taken from the top of an oil refinery, no doubt.
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