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Old 08-23-2010, 12:50 PM
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1. Sex
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3. Time alone

I was recently told that this is all men need. Please comment.
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Where is alcohol? does it count as food?
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alcohol counts as both food and time alone
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1. Sex
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3. Time alone

I was recently told that this is all men need. Please comment.
yes
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uh huh... so I'm seeing this as you disagreeing with the list otherwise instead of STFU it would have been leave or GTFO.
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If you lay down behind the couch and don't say a word but are still in the room, then I will consider that time alone. Provided I am not hungry.
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