Christmas Eve

[Browncoat]

Originally Posted by PSU2002

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Your inventory is located in the OP. But here it is, anyway:

You have:

• Clothing (being worn)
• Wallet

  In your wallet, you have

  • $50
  • Visa
  • Mastercard
  • Library Card
  • NJ Driver's License
  • Lottery Ticket

• Cell Phone
• Shopping List
• A pen (which was always in this list) (and your pocket)

[PSU2002]

Check glove box

[Browncoat]

Originally Posted by PSU2002

check glove box

You open your glove box, impressed, as you always are, with how spacious the glove box is.

It looks like your glove box contains:

• Various types of gloves (winter, opera, latex, etc)
• Auto Registration
• Proof of insurance
• Small caliber handgun, loaded
• Permit to carry aforementioned handgun
• A BB-gun, almost identical to the handgun, loaded
• Kneebrace
• A Blu-ray player that plugs into your cigarette lighter
• Owner's Manual
• Small stack of napkins from vairous fast food restaurants
• Replacement brake light bulb
• Microfiber cloth for cleaning bird poop off your car
• Microfiber cloth for interior dusting, and cleaning the inside of the windshield.
• Pair of crutches
• Radar Detector
• A balloon-animal dog, life-size
• Binoculars
• Night Vision Goggles
• Derek Jeter Bobble Head Doll
• Collapsible Umbrella
• Breath mints
• A copy of Firefly on Blu-ray
• Forty-two cents worth of change
• A Leatherman Tool

  It looks like the Leatherman Tool contains
  

  Spoiler:

  1. 2.5” 60% Serrated locking blade
  2. Nail file, nail cleaner
  3. Corkscrew
  4. Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
  5. Removable screwdriver bit adapter
  6. 2.5” Blade for Official World Scout Knife
  7. Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
  8. Removable screwdriver bit holder
  9. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
  10. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
  11. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
  12. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
  13. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm
  14. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm
  15. Magnetized recessed bit holder
  16. Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
  17. Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5m allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws
  18. Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10m hexagonal key for nuts
  19. Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
  20. Removable 10mm hexagonal key
  21. Patented locking Phillips head screwdriver
  22. Universal wrench
  23. Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
  24. 1.65” Clip point utility blade
  25. Metal saw, metal file
  26. 4 mm allen wrench
  27. 2.5” blade
  28. Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
  29. Double-cut wood saw
  30. Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
  31. 12/20-Gauge choke tube tool
  32. Watch caseback opening tool
  33. Snap shackle
  34. Telescopic pointer
  35. Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
  36. Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
  37. 2.4” Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
  38. Shortix key
  39. Flashlight
  40. Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
  41. Micro tool holder
  42. Micro tool adapter
  43. Micro scraper-straight
  44. Reamer
  45. Fine fork for watch spring bars
  46. Pin punch 1.2 mm
  47. Pin punch .8 mm
  48. Round needle file
  49. Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
  50. Removable tool holder
  51. Multi-purpose screwdriver
  52. Flat Phillips head screwdriver
  53. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
  54. Spring loaded, locking flat nose nose-pliers with wire cutter
  55. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
  56. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
  57. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
  58. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
  59. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm
  60. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm
  61. Can opener
  62. Phillips head screwdriver
  63. 2.5” Clip point blade
  64. Golf club face cleaner
  65. 2.4” Round tip blade
  66. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
  67. Golf shoe spike wrench
  68. Golf divot repair tool
  69. Micro straight-curved
  70. Special tool holder
  71. Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm
  72. Screwdriver 1.2 mm
  73. Screwdriver .8 mm
  74. Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
  75. Removable screwdriver bit holder
  76. Magnetized recessed bit holder
  77. Tire tread gauge
  78. Reamer/awl
  79. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
  80. Special Key
  81. Toothpick
  82. Tweezers
  83. Adapter
  84. Key ring
  85. Second key ring

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[PSU2002]

That is the most extensive tleatherman tool ever!

Follow next shopper to car.

[PSU2002]

This totally isn't going to work.

[PSU2002]

NO WAIT!

Park in handicapped space.

[Browncoat]

Okay. You park in handicapped spot.

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[PSU2002]

Put on knee brace

[vividox]

You have a knee brace and crutches... what you don't have is a handicapped tag for your car. When the parking lot is that crowded, you will get towed for parking in handicapped without a tag.

[PSU2002]

remove knee brace.

find another handicap car.

use leatherman to remove that car's license plate.

remove my license plate

place handicap license plate on my car

put my plate in oversized glove box

put on knee brace.

remove crutches from glove box

using crutches enter mall

find restroom

stash brace and crutches in stall

go to toy store