Christmas Eve

[4sigma]

Originally Posted by Browncoat

As you reach for a pen to write down his NC license plate numbers, which you totally had in your pocket the whole time (the pen, not the plate), the green escort pulls out just before the light changes. He is hit by an oncoming car. You cannot tell from your vantage point if anyone is hurt. You now have a green arrow.

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Turn left.
Pull over
Get out cell phone
Call 911
look at accident

[4sigma]

Wow. The hold times for 911 are pretty long. Maybe they should hire a few more operators.

[Ginormous76]

Ignore wreck, we're in a hurry, continue to the mall.

[PSU2002]

Man if this guy is seriously injured he has surely bled out by now.

Get back in car. Procede into mall.

[Cheezy]

>instead of heading to the mall for gifts go into the nearest convenience store and buy of 40 of rye with credit card.
>drink rye
>use $50 to buy a Christmas BJ from the Hookah down the street.
>while getting BJ in alley you see a box and decide to give everyone on list the gift that keeps on giving (dick in a box)

[Browncoat]

Originally Posted by 4sigma

Turn left.
Pull over
Get out cell phone
Call 911
look at accident

As you begin to make your turn, the two drivers get out and share the joy of the holiday season with each other, occasionally discussing the unfortunate accident that has occurred. They pull their vehicles over to the side of the road and exchange insurance information.

This gives you an additional gift idea. Perhaps you could call GEICO for your mom and see if 15 minutes can save her 15% or more on her car insurance. Surely that's worth more than anything you could fit in a box, including your junk. [OP Updated]

As the accident seems to be under control, you decide not to call 911 after all. You pull into the mall parking lot and look for a place to park. You see no open places to park, except a couple of handicap spots close to the entrance. There are people walking into and out of the mall.

You are in Parking Lot A. Parking Lot B is to NW. Parking Lot D is to the NE. The mall entrance is to the N.

On a side note, you feel positively disposed towards the GM, acknowledging to yourself that he has a job. You resolve to buy him a drink if you ever meet him at a CAS meeting.

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Originally Posted by Browncoat

You resolve to buy him a drink if you ever meet him at a CAS meeting.

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Sure. PM me when you plan to go to a CAS meeting, and perhaps we can meet up.

[PSU2002]

Go to lot A

[Browncoat]

You are already in Parking Lot A!

You are in Parking Lot A. Parking Lot B is to NW. Parking Lot D is to the NE. The mall entrance is to the N.

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[vividox]

Go north. Enter mall.