Getting puked on sucks

[trondogss]

So, my Christmas weekend sucked for the most part. My wife works nights (she's a nurse, not a hooker as some of you are now thinking) and she had to work the 23rd. Here is how my night went:

8:00 - Put 18 month old daughter down for bed

8:15 - Be a good husband and mop the kitchen floor because we are hosting Christmas for both families this year.

8:45 - Pour myself a drink (4 Roses small batch with few ice cubes) and hear my daughter making some noise

8:50 - Daughter is screaming bloody murder so I finally go in to see what's going on (we let her cry it out for at least 5 minutes because she falls back asleep 98% of the time when this happens). My daughter has puke all over her crib. I stip her down, put her in new PJs, put new sheets on her matress, and take her and the puke clothes/sheets downstairs to put in the washer. She is acting fine so I give her some water and a Ritz cracker. She eats the cracker and drinks some water. I put her down again.

9:30 - Repeat step above except I don't give her any crackers.

10:00 - Repete again, but this time no more water. I open a gatorade and give her some with a little water. I figure even if she pukes this up, at least she would absorb it a little. We start watching some crap on Nick Jr. (probably Diego, Fresh Beat Band or Dora) in bed.

10:30 - She turns to me, kisses me on the cheek and says, "Nigh Night Daddy" and rests he head on my chest. Then I hear a gurgle, and she starts throwing up all over my bare chest and my bed.

11:00 - Finally got the fourth load of laundry in the wash and we are back in PJ's #1, we both fall asleep watching Avatar (the cartoon).

4:00 am - I wake up to use the restroom, and decide to put her down in her crip.

She didn't throw up again. On the 25th, I got her stomach virus. The 26th, one Grandpa and another Grandma got it. The 27th, my brother's girlfriend and my sister in law got it. Yesterday, my brother got it. What a good use of Vacation time.

[Mark It Zero]

I can't wait for my vasectomy.

[SamTheEagle]

Girl deserves a spanking, imo.

[RichieGB]

I suspect you actually enjoyed it, seeing how you removed your shirt first.

[trondogss]

Originally Posted by SamTheEagle

Girl deserves a spanking, imo.

I did one better. I piled up up all her Christmas presents and set them on fire.

Originally Posted by RichieGB

I suspect you actually enjoyed it, seeing how you removed your shirt first.

I never wear a shirt in bed.

[SamTheEagle]

Originally Posted by trondogss

I did one better. I piled up up all her Christmas presents and set them on fire.

[orion]

Originally Posted by trondogss

I did one better. I piled up up all her Christmas presents and set them on fire.

[Dismal Science]

Maybe you shouldn't let your baby get trashed next time.

[RichieGB]

Originally Posted by trondogss

I never wear a shirt in bed.

[Oliver Klozov]

Originally Posted by trondogss

I did one better. I piled up up all her Christmas presents and set them on fire.

You should have piled up her presents, doused them in vodka, and then have had her light the match....that would have been much more scarring (mentally, hopefully not physically).