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Old 01-17-2011, 01:00 PM
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So I know this girl through a friend. She was a bridesmaid at my buddy's wedding, and that was when I met her for the first time. Another friend tried to hook up with her but couldn't seal the deal.

Anyway, we were talking on Facebook last night. She had recently gotten into a relationship, so I congratulated her on that. She told me that she lost her virginity 2 weeks ago to the guy. I never would have thought she was a virgin, but I guess you never know. Anyway, she asked me for advice on sex, because she wanted her boyfriend to enjoy it as much as possible, and she was kinda inexperienced. She got pretty explicit.

I'm not sure what to make of it, so I ask the AO's advice
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Old 01-17-2011, 01:02 PM
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Did her boyfriend know she was a virgin?
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I think you should become her sex teacher! This is a hands on job, are you up for the task?
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maybe her boyfriend was a virgin too.
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What was the relationship b/w the two of you in between you meeting her and you talking with her on Facebook?

Do you come off as someone that would know a lot about sex?
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Did her boyfriend know she was a virgin?
If not before, he definitely knew after

I don't know her boyfriend. We're not like good friends or anything. I said hello and congrats, and the conversation just took off.
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I think you should become her sex teacher! This is a hands on job, are you up for the task?
I'm married, so it would have to be a 2:1 teacher:student ratio
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maybe her boyfriend was a virgin too.
Not from what she was telling me. She's really not a morning person, and he complained to her that she should be like his old girlfriend who'd wake him up with a bj. I told her that if he wanted morning sex, he should wake her up that way so she wasn't all bleary-eyed and uninterested.
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thats fine, then she gets both the male and female perspective!
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What was the relationship b/w the two of you in between you meeting her and you talking with her on Facebook?
Just talking on Facebook mostly.

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Do you come off as someone that would know a lot about sex?
Well, my friends say I give great relationship advice. it's kinda funny, because until I met my wife I was pretty horrible at relationships.
When it comes to sex I definitely know waht I'm doing.
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