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Old 02-14-2011, 10:01 AM
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Default Heres' whats' wierd

Okay. There was this dude in the bathroom standing at a urinel and this dude was talking on a car phone. I;m like, dude, your'e standing at a urinel talking on a car phone. Whats' is the matter with you. No thats' what I was going to say if I was some body what would talk to a dude in a bathroom but I do'nt go that way. Still, I;m like whats' wrong with a dude hes' got to talk on a car phone when hes' taking a leak? If I;m on the other side of that I;m like dude whats' going on I do'nt want to know.

Anyways, I flushed all the commodes two or three times to warn the other side of that call and got on out of there incase any more wierdos came in.
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Old 02-14-2011, 10:09 AM
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nice to you see you back to form

car phone, u silly
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How many commodes?
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This is why I avoid restrooms altogether and use a catheter/colostomy combo.
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