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Old 02-14-2011, 12:11 PM
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Default Hey Sean Archer - what are your Valentine's Day plans?

Please let us know what dateless alphas do on Feb 14. Thanks!
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Old 02-14-2011, 12:13 PM
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Alphas don't need a special day to tell them they are going to be alpha-ing, silly
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Old 02-14-2011, 12:35 PM
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TDA just PM's him looking for a date...

TDA is that something betas do?
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Old 02-14-2011, 12:36 PM
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ha, this post makes me think we should start using the term alpha instead of the term for pleasuring yourself.
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Old 02-14-2011, 01:25 PM
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yeah im definitely going to watch lifetime and alpha around my living room tonight. but only bc my girl is out of town.
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Old 02-14-2011, 01:27 PM
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Are you the alpha of your domain?
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Old 02-14-2011, 01:33 PM
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Please let us know what dateless alphas do on Feb 14. Thanks!
not sure yet. Will report in tomorrow if something worthwhile happens. might need reminding.
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Old 02-14-2011, 01:40 PM
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I'm going to guess he's going to go that extra mile for himself tonight and preheat the lotion, alpha style.
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I'm going to guess he's going to go that extra mile for himself tonight and preheat the lotion, alpha style.
and use the extra-soft facial tissues that have lotion in them?
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Must be lots of work reaching around his gut to play with that chubby little cocktail weiner
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